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A novel approach is to remove all power from the system, which
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A novel approach is to remove all power from the system, which
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removes most system overhead so that resources can be fully devoted to
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removes most system overhead so that resources can be fully devoted to
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doing nothing. Benchmarks on this technique are promising; tremendous
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doing nothing. Benchmarks on this technique are promising; tremendous
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amounts of nothing can be produced in this manner. Certain hardware
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amounts of nothing can be produced in this manner. Certain hardware
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limitations can limit the speed of this method, especially in the
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limitations can limit the speed of this method, especially in the
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larger systems which require a more involved & less efficient
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larger systems which require a more involved & less efficient
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and waist, that it is almost impossible to reach one's shoelaces. And the
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and waist, that it is almost impossible to reach one's shoelaces. And the
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sizes don't run the way they used to. The 12's and 14's are so much smaller.
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sizes don't run the way they used to. The 12's and 14's are so much smaller.
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Even people are changing. They are so much younger than they used to
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Even people are changing. They are so much younger than they used to
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be when I was their age. On the other hand people my age are so much older
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be when I was their age. On the other hand people my age are so much older
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than I am.
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than I am.
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I ran into an old classmate the other day and she has aged so much
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I ran into an old classmate the other day and she has aged so much
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that she didn't recognize me.
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that she didn't recognize me.
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"How many people work here?"
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"How many people work here?"
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"Oh, about half."
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"Oh, about half."
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How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
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How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
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3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who
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3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who
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could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
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could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
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-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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Never ask if your lover has had therapy. Only people who have had
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Never ask if your lover has had therapy. Only people who have had
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therapy ask if people have had therapy.
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therapy ask if people have had therapy.
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Don't ask about plaster casts of male sex organs marked JIMI, JIM, etc.
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Don't ask about plaster casts of male sex organs marked JIMI, JIM, etc.
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Assume that she bought them at a flea market.
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Assume that she bought them at a flea market.
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-- James Peterson and Kate Nolan
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-- James Peterson and Kate Nolan
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NEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of
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NEW YORK-- Kraft Foods, Inc. announced today that its board of
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"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
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"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
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your own."
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your own."
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-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter
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-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter
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Preposterous Words
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... Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as an
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... Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as an
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(6) Fungus trellis
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(6) Fungus trellis
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(7) False eyelashes
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(7) False eyelashes
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(8) Prosthetic dog claws
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(8) Prosthetic dog claws
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(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
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(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
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(100) Killer velcro
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(100) Killer velcro
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(101) Currency
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(101) Currency
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You patch a bug, and dump it again:
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You patch a bug, and dump it again:
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101 blocks of crud on the disk!
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101 blocks of crud on the disk!
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A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
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A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
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-- Ben Franklin
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-- Ben Franklin
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A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
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A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
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scope!
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scope!
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Hacker: So call it 'previous'.
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Hacker: So call it 'previous'.
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And then the CS Student was enlightened.
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And then the CS Student was enlightened.
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A computer science student on an exam:
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A computer science student on an exam:
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A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
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A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
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gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
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gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
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then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
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then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
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-- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>
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-- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>
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A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you
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A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you
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call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
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call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
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@ -7249,7 +7249,7 @@ M is for Maud who was swept out to sea, N is for Nevil who died of enui.
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O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
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O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
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Q is for Quinton who sank in a mire, R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
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Q is for Quinton who sank in a mire, R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
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S is for Susan who parished of fits, T is for Titas who flew into bits.
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S is for Susan who parished of fits, T is for Titas who flew into bits.
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U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
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U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
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W is for Winie, embedded in ice, X is for Xercies, devoured by mice.
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W is for Winie, embedded in ice, X is for Xercies, devoured by mice.
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Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin.
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Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin.
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-- Edward Gorey "The Gastly Crumb Tines"
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-- Edward Gorey "The Gastly Crumb Tines"
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According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something
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According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something
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everyone should do at least 6 times a day. In an effort to increase the
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everyone should do at least 6 times a day. In an effort to increase the
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national average (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in
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national average (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in
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smiling), Xerox has instructed all personnel to be happy, effervescent, and
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smiling), Xerox has instructed all personnel to be happy, effervescent, and
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most importantly, to smile. Xerox employees agree, and even feel strongly
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most importantly, to smile. Xerox employees agree, and even feel strongly
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that they can not only meet but surpass the national average... except for
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that they can not only meet but surpass the national average... except for
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After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages,
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After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages,
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claiming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life
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claiming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life
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in a wheelchair. Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his
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in a wheelchair. Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his
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bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the
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bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the
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judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $500,000.
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judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $500,000.
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When he was wheeled into the insurance office to collect his check,
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When he was wheeled into the insurance office to collect his check,
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Miller was confronted by several executives. "You're not getting away with
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Miller was confronted by several executives. "You're not getting away with
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A light from the shadows shall spring;
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A light from the shadows shall spring;
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Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
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Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
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The crownless again shall be king.
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The crownless again shall be king.
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-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can,
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All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can,
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too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you
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explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for
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explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for
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intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of
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intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of
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thought on every occasion."
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thought on every occasion."
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-- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)
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-- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)
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Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.
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Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.
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Just Say No!
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Just Say No!
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At first sight, the idea of any rules or principles being superimposed on
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the creative mind seems more likely to hinder than to help, but this is
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Back in the early 60's, touch tone phones only had 10 buttons. Some
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Back in the early 60's, touch tone phones only had 10 buttons. Some
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military versions had 16, while the 12 button jobs were used only by people
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military versions had 16, while the 12 button jobs were used only by people
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Since in those days, only Western Electric made "data sets" (modems) the
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problems of terminology were all Bell System. We used to struggle with
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problems of terminology were all Bell System. We used to struggle with
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is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but
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the wise man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that
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-- An HP engineering project manager who shall remain
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-- An HP engineering project manager who shall remain
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-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
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I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New
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I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New
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England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be
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New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for
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"If 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick
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shoulders and say to yourself, "Dijkstra would not have liked this",
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well that would be enough immortality for me."
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well that would be enough immortality for me."
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-- Edsger W. Dijkstra
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It just doesn't seem right to go over the river and through the woods
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It just doesn't seem right to go over the river and through the woods
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to Grandmother's condo.
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to Grandmother's condo.
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-- Professor, EECS, George Washington University
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-- Professor, EECS, George Washington University
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I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year.
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I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year.
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-- Professor, Harvard, on a senior thesis.
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-- Professor, Harvard, on a senior thesis.
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Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.
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Not only is UNIX dead, it's starting to smell really bad.
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-- Rob Pike
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-- Rob Pike
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We see him and he's all washed up --
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We see him and he's all washed up --
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Moving on into the body of a beetle
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Moving on into the body of a beetle
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Getting ready for a long long crawl
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Getting ready for a long long crawl
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He ain't nothing -- he ain't nothing at all...
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He ain't nothing -- he ain't nothing at all...
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Death and Money make their point once more
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Death and Money make their point once more
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In the shape of Philosophical assassins
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In the shape of Philosophical assassins
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Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
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Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
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Order and simplification are the first steps toward
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Order and simplification are the first steps toward
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mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
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mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown.
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-- Thomas Mann
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-- Thomas Mann
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Oregano, n.:
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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in a
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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in a
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continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave national
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continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave national
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emergency... Always there has been some terrible evil to gobble us up if we
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emergency... Always there has been some terrible evil to gobble us up if we
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did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the exorbitant sums demanded.
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did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the exorbitant sums demanded.
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Yet, in retrospect, these disasters seem never to have happened, seem never
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Yet, in retrospect, these disasters seem never to have happened, seem never
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to have been quite real.
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to have been quite real.
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-- General Douglas MacArthur, 1957
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-- General Douglas MacArthur, 1957
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Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
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Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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-- Stephen Coonts, "The Minotaur"
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-- Stephen Coonts, "The Minotaur"
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Praise the sea; on shore remain.
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Praise the sea; on shore remain.
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-- John Florio
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-- John Florio
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Schmidt's Observation:
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Schmidt's Observation:
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All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap
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All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap
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than a thin person.
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than a thin person.
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Schnuffel, n.:
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mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by
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mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by
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luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged
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luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged
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rocks. They all got out of the car:
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rocks. They all got out of the car:
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The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
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The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
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The systems analyst said, "No, no, I think we should take it
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The systems analyst said, "No, no, I think we should take it
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into town and have a specialist look at it."
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into town and have a specialist look at it."
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The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back
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The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back
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in and see if it does it again."
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in and see if it does it again."
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Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription
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Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription
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@ -42916,7 +42916,7 @@ BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
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Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
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Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
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Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today. Two freaks
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Shirley MacLaine died today in a freak psychic collision today. Two freaks
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in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was
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in a van [Oh no!! It's the Copyright Police!!] Her aura-charred body was
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laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society
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laid to rest after a eulogy by Jackie Collins, fellow member of SAFE [Society
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of Asinine Flake Entertainers]. Excerpted from some of his more quotable
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of Asinine Flake Entertainers]. Excerpted from some of his more quotable
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comments:
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It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
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It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
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-- Willie Sutton
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-- Willie Sutton
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The White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
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The White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
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"Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
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"Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
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"Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely,
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"Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely,
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"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
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"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
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-- Lewis Carroll
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-- Lewis Carroll
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The hand that feeds the chicken every day finally wrings its neck instead,
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The hand that feeds the chicken every day finally wrings its neck instead,
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thus proving that more sophisticated views about the uniformity of nature
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thus proving that more sophisticated views about the uniformity of nature
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would have been useful to the chicken.
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would have been useful to the chicken.
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-- Bertrand Russell, "On Induction"
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-- Bertrand Russell, "On Induction"
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The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.
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The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.
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@ -49432,7 +49432,7 @@ The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.
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-- Alexandre Arnoux, "Etudes et caprices"
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-- Alexandre Arnoux, "Etudes et caprices"
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The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its
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The state that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its
|
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thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools.
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thinking done by cowards, and its fighting by fools.
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-- Thucydides
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-- Thucydides
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@ -51369,7 +51369,7 @@ during the trial."
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There was an old Indian belief that by making love on the hide of
|
There was an old Indian belief that by making love on the hide of
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their favorite animal, one could guarantee the health and prosperity
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their favorite animal, one could guarantee the health and prosperity
|
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of the offspring conceived thereupon. And so it goes that one Indian
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of the offspring conceived thereupon. And so it goes that one Indian
|
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couple made love on a buffalo hide. Nine months later, they were
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couple made love on a buffalo hide. Nine months later, they were
|
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blessed with a healthy baby son. Yet another couple huddled together
|
blessed with a healthy baby son. Yet another couple huddled together
|
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on the hide of a deer and they too were blessed with a very healthy
|
on the hide of a deer and they too were blessed with a very healthy
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baby son. But a third couple, whose favorite animal was a hippopotamus,
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baby son. But a third couple, whose favorite animal was a hippopotamus,
|
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@ -54382,7 +54382,7 @@ Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
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Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
|
Walking on water wasn't built in a day.
|
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-- Jack Kerouac
|
-- Jack Kerouac
|
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|
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|
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Wall Street indices predicted nine out of the last five recessions
|
Wall Street indices predicted nine out of the last five recessions
|
||||||
-- Paul A. Samuelson, Nobel laureate in economics.
|
-- Paul A. Samuelson, Nobel laureate in economics.
|
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(Newsweek, Science and Stocks, 19 Sep. 1966.)
|
(Newsweek, Science and Stocks, 19 Sep. 1966.)
|
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|
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@ -59782,7 +59782,7 @@ If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
|
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You humans are all alike.
|
You humans are all alike.
|
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|
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|
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You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me
|
You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me
|
||||||
at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom. "It's very
|
at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom. "It's very
|
||||||
simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water..."
|
simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water..."
|
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%
|
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|
||||||
You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up!
|
You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up!
|
||||||
@ -60949,7 +60949,7 @@ finder, be careful not to put your fingers or fingernails in your eye.
|
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%
|
%
|
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beachhead:
|
beachhead:
|
||||||
In marketing: a small piece of a market over which you gain control and
|
In marketing: a small piece of a market over which you gain control and
|
||||||
from which you go out to control other pieces of the market.
|
from which you go out to control other pieces of the market.
|
||||||
In war: where soldiers die.
|
In war: where soldiers die.
|
||||||
%
|
%
|
||||||
...that FC loop thing sucks.
|
...that FC loop thing sucks.
|
||||||
@ -60957,12 +60957,12 @@ So I decided to stick to my good old philosophy: "if it has tits,
|
|||||||
wheels or FC loops it will give you problem!"
|
wheels or FC loops it will give you problem!"
|
||||||
-- storage engineer on the virtues of FC-AL
|
-- storage engineer on the virtues of FC-AL
|
||||||
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|
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|
||||||
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention
|
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention
|
||||||
of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but
|
of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but
|
||||||
rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
|
rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
|
||||||
and loudly proclaiming --WOW---What A RIDE!!
|
and loudly proclaiming --WOW---What A RIDE!!
|
||||||
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|
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|
||||||
To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are
|
To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are
|
||||||
to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and
|
to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and
|
||||||
servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
|
servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
|
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-- Theodore Roosevelt
|
-- Theodore Roosevelt
|
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