diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 08022f94e6f8..ebd081e8be20 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -15477,6 +15477,9 @@ DEATH WISH:
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 Debug is human, de-fix divine.
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+Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance,
+and bragged about forever. -- Button at the Boston Computer Museum
+%
 DEC diagnostics would run on a dead whale.
 		-- Mel Ferentz
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@@ -49616,6 +49619,10 @@ THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND:
 2) What time does the parade start?
 3) Do you sell anything without that damn mouse on it?
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+The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a
+soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with
+an idea. -- The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook
+%
 The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?
 2. Is it amusing?  3. Does it know its place?
 		-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"