From 0b3691a35970b337156a85dd4667eec0fa86ac68 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Philip Paeps Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:02:19 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Add two little nuggets of wisdom I picked up at work today: The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea. -- The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook and Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever. -- Button at the Boston Computer Museum I wonder why people call me a cynic. ;-) --- games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 7 +++++++ 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+) diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index 08022f94e6f8..ebd081e8be20 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -15477,6 +15477,9 @@ DEATH WISH: % Debug is human, de-fix divine. % +Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, +and bragged about forever. -- Button at the Boston Computer Museum +% DEC diagnostics would run on a dead whale. -- Mel Ferentz % @@ -49616,6 +49619,10 @@ THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND: 2) What time does the parade start? 3) Do you sell anything without that damn mouse on it? % +The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a +soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with +an idea. -- The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook +% The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive? 2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place? -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"