Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicate
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@ -770,8 +770,8 @@ Haggis, n.:
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Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and
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considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human
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consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or
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other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled
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in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute....
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other animal are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's
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intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute....
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Hardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry than it is
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to mathematics, in that it involves selective breeding. The principal
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@ -1350,9 +1350,6 @@ liking pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to
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do with the other.
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-- Jules Feiffer
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Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in this
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country. The remainder is thrown out.
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Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
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Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
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@ -1663,7 +1660,7 @@ Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!
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the Catholic Church, and the National Rifle
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Association
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Sure eating yogurt will improve your sex life. People know that if
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Sure eating yoghurt will improve your sex life. People know that if
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you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests. But what if he
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