Fix spelling/grammar errors and remove a duplicate

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Eivind Eklund 2003-09-13 15:46:35 +00:00
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@ -770,8 +770,8 @@ Haggis, n.:
Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and
considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human
consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or
other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled
in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute....
other animal are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's
intestinal stomach-bag and ... Excuse me a minute....
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Hardly a pure science, history is closer to animal husbandry than it is
to mathematics, in that it involves selective breeding. The principal
@ -1350,9 +1350,6 @@ liking pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to
do with the other.
-- Jules Feiffer
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Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in this
country. The remainder is thrown out.
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Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
@ -1663,7 +1660,7 @@ Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!
the Catholic Church, and the National Rifle
Association
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Sure eating yogurt will improve your sex life. People know that if
Sure eating yoghurt will improve your sex life. People know that if
you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests. But what if he