diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 373da35d3c74..41c4894aa4d6 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -56259,6 +56259,9 @@ and perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons.
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+Where am I, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
+		-- Mark A. Matthews, to Wes Peters, circa 1996
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 Where are the calculations that go with a calculated risk?
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 WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE