diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index a93e16d4c1c2..bea465344697 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -11094,6 +11094,11 @@ thought on every occasion."
 %
 Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.
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+Anyone taking offence at fortune(s) is desperately lacking beer, in my
+extremely humble opinion.
+
+                -- Philip Paeps
+%
 Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.  At best he
 is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not
 make messes in the house.