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Added forgotten quotes for citations.

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Jens Schweikhardt 2004-05-20 08:15:58 +00:00
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@ -48213,27 +48213,27 @@ Tis man's perdition to be safe, when for the truth he ought to die.
To a Californian, a person must prove himself criminally insane before he
is allowed to drive a taxi in New York. For New York cabbies, honesty and
stopping at red lights are both optional.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts"
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To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go
above fifty-eight degrees. If you collapse on a street in New York, plan
to spend a few days there.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts"
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To a Californian, the basic difference between the people and the pigeons
in New York is that the pigeons don't shit on each other.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts"
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To a New Yorker, all Californians are blond, even the blacks. There are,
in fact, whole neighborhoods that are zoned only for blond people. The
only way to tell the difference between California and Sweden is that the
Swedes speak better English."
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
Swedes speak better English.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts"
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To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than
a million dollars are those on fire. These generally go for six hundred
thousand.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts"
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To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education.
To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither