diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index ba50703a3429..4e5669e44dab 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -11864,233 +11864,6 @@ RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (11) Avoid blue food. -- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Diet" % -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(1) The greatest threat to the human spirit is liberalism. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(10) Liberalism poisons the soul. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(11) Neither the United States, nor anyone else, "imposes" freedom on - the people of other nations. Freedom is not an imposition. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(12) Freedom is God-given. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(13) To dictatorships, peace means the absence of opposition. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(14) To free people, peace means the absence of threat. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(15) The Peace Movement in the United States was, whether by accident or - design, pro-communist. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(16) The collective knowledge and wisdom of seasoned citizens is the - most valuable, yet untapped, resource our young people have. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(17) The greatest football team in the history of civillization was the - Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975 through 1980. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(18) There is no such thing as "war atrocities." War is an atrocity. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(19) Regardless of the pain in our memories, nostalgia only reminds is - of the good times in our past. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(2) The single greatest threat to the free people of the world is posed - by the heinous idea of centralized government control. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(20) There is a God. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(21) Abortion is wrong. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(22) Morality is not defined by individual choice. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(23) Evolution cannot explain creation. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(24) Feminism was established so that unattractive women could have - easier access to the mainstream of society. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(25) Love is the only human emotion which cannot be controlled. You - either do or you don't. You can't fake it. (Except women, and - thank God they can.) - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(26) The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous Soviet - leaders is that he is alive. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(27) Soviet leaders were actually left-wing dictators. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(28) Abraham Lincoln saved this nation. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(29) The Los Angeles Raiders will never be the team they were when they - called Oakland home. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(3) Peace does not mean the elimination of nuclear weapons. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(30) The United States will again go to war. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(31) To more and more American intellectuals, a victorious United States - is a sinful United States. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(32) The fact that American intellectuals rue a victorious United States - is frightening and ominous. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(33) There will always be poor people. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(34) The fact that there will always be poor people is not the fault of - the rich. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(35) Rather than feel guilty as some do, you should thank God for making - you an American. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(4) Peace does not mean the absence of war. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(5) War is not obsolete. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(6) Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(7) There is only one way to eliminate nuclear weapons. Use them. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(8) Peace cannot be acheived merely by developing an "understanding" - among peoples. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% -Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: - -(9) Americans opposing America is not always sacred nor courageous ... - it is sometimes dangerous. - - -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. -% SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real index fc140395f1bb..10c8437e3c4e 100644 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real @@ -1377,6 +1377,233 @@ any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't. % Ronald Reagan -- America's favorite placebo % +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(1) The greatest threat to the human spirit is liberalism. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(10) Liberalism poisons the soul. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(11) Neither the United States, nor anyone else, "imposes" freedom on + the people of other nations. Freedom is not an imposition. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(12) Freedom is God-given. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(13) To dictatorships, peace means the absence of opposition. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(14) To free people, peace means the absence of threat. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(15) The Peace Movement in the United States was, whether by accident or + design, pro-communist. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(16) The collective knowledge and wisdom of seasoned citizens is the + most valuable, yet untapped, resource our young people have. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(17) The greatest football team in the history of civillization was the + Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975 through 1980. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(18) There is no such thing as "war atrocities." War is an atrocity. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(19) Regardless of the pain in our memories, nostalgia only reminds is + of the good times in our past. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(2) The single greatest threat to the free people of the world is posed + by the heinous idea of centralized government control. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(20) There is a God. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(21) Abortion is wrong. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(22) Morality is not defined by individual choice. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(23) Evolution cannot explain creation. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(24) Feminism was established so that unattractive women could have + easier access to the mainstream of society. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(25) Love is the only human emotion which cannot be controlled. You + either do or you don't. You can't fake it. (Except women, and + thank God they can.) + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(26) The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous Soviet + leaders is that he is alive. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(27) Soviet leaders were actually left-wing dictators. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(28) Abraham Lincoln saved this nation. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(29) The Los Angeles Raiders will never be the team they were when they + called Oakland home. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(3) Peace does not mean the elimination of nuclear weapons. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(30) The United States will again go to war. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(31) To more and more American intellectuals, a victorious United States + is a sinful United States. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(32) The fact that American intellectuals rue a victorious United States + is frightening and ominous. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(33) There will always be poor people. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(34) The fact that there will always be poor people is not the fault of + the rich. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(35) Rather than feel guilty as some do, you should thank God for making + you an American. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(4) Peace does not mean the absence of war. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(5) War is not obsolete. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(6) Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(7) There is only one way to eliminate nuclear weapons. Use them. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(8) Peace cannot be acheived merely by developing an "understanding" + among peoples. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% +Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life: + +(9) Americans opposing America is not always sacred nor courageous ... + it is sometimes dangerous. + + -- "The Limbaugh Letter," Copyright 1992, EFM Publishing, Inc. +% Said a horny young girl from Milpitas, "My favorite sport is coitus." But a fullback from State