Fixup three rather minor typos that have irked me over time.
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@ -6918,7 +6918,7 @@ reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."
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I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *__________horrifying* 20
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minutes of my life!
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'I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
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"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
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-- Mae West
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I get up each morning, gather my wits.
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@ -9476,7 +9476,7 @@ Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism
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Magnetism, n.: Something acting upon a magnet.
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The two definition immediately foregoing are condensed from the works
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The two definitions immediately foregoing are condensed from the works
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of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject
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with a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human
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knowledge.
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@ -11761,7 +11761,7 @@ of chemical pollutant in their drinking water. That is why I pledge to
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do all that I can to protect the environment of this great nation of
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ours, and put prayer back in the schools, where it belongs. What we
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need is jobs, not empty promises. I realize I'm risking my political
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career be being so outspoken on a sensitive issue such as the MX, but
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career by being so outspoken on a sensitive issue such as the MX, but
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that's just the kind of straight-talking honest person I am, and I
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can't help it.
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-- Dave Barry, "On Presidential Politics"
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@ -15112,7 +15112,7 @@ We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids?
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"We had it tough ... I had to get up at 9 o'clock at night, half an
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hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down
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mill, and when we came home our Dad would kill us, and dance about on
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our grave singing Haleleuia ..."
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our grave singing Halleluja ..."
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-- Monty Python
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We have met the enemy, and he is us.
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