diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index deef0d1c9ce4..2a57c840aa3a 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -58814,6 +58814,10 @@ LII:
 	There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
 		-- Norman Augustine
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+XML is like violence: if it doesn't solve your problem, you aren't using
+enough of it.
+	-- XML guru Chris Maden
+%
 X-rated movies are all alike -- the only thing
 they leave to the imagination is the plot.
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