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Add the fortunes from the PR that were not already present.

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Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones,
and fix a typo.

These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit.

PR:		ports/40273
Submitted by:	Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>
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Doug Barton 2006-12-30 21:54:41 +00:00
parent 2dc879b337
commit 574c45c445
Notes: svn2git 2020-12-20 02:59:44 +00:00 
svn path=/head/; revision=165663
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@ -10084,8 +10084,6 @@ Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
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Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out. Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.
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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
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Always run from a knife and rush a gun. Always run from a knife and rush a gun.
-- Jimmy Hoffa -- Jimmy Hoffa
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@ -17877,10 +17875,6 @@ to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Experience, n:
Something you don't get until just after you need it.
-- Olivier
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Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,
particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something. particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.
-- Clifton Fadiman, "Enter Conversing" -- Clifton Fadiman, "Enter Conversing"
@ -37324,7 +37318,7 @@ Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Old timer, n: Old timer, n:
One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization. One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
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Oliver's Law: Olivier's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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omnibiblious, adj.: omnibiblious, adj.:
@ -61036,3 +61030,25 @@ and social environment, and it will alter his ways of living...
unquestionably will become the greatest adventure of the human mind." unquestionably will become the greatest adventure of the human mind."
- from David Sarnoff by Eugene Lyons, 1966. - from David Sarnoff by Eugene Lyons, 1966.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
their shoes.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
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Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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@ -2268,3 +2268,9 @@ to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently."
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UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping! UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping!
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Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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No one is listening until you fart.
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
then things get worse.