diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index b30d11589767..fdee8a099698 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -11086,6 +11086,9 @@ make messes in the house.
 Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
 		-- R. Heinlein
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+Anyone who describes Islam as a religion as intolerant encourages violence.
+		-- Tasnim Aslam, Spokesman for Pakistani Foreign Ministry.
+%
 Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
 		-- Samuel Goldwyn
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@@ -35522,6 +35525,10 @@ Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
 Never make anything simple and efficient when a
 way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
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+Never negotiate with the United States unless you have a nuclear
+weapon.
+		-- Former deputy defense minister of India.
+%
 Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
 		-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
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@@ -44439,6 +44446,10 @@ I rush!
 Swipple's Rule of Order:
 	He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
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+Symbolic representation of quantitative  entities is doomed to its rightful
+place of minor importance in a world where flowers and beautiful women abound.
+		-- Albert Einstein
+%
 Symptom:		Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is
 			unusually pale and clear.
 Problem:		Glass empty.
@@ -50450,6 +50461,10 @@ There are few virtues that the Poles do not possess --
 and there are few mistakes they have ever avoided.
 		-- Winston Churchill, Parliament, August, 1945
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+There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot,
+jury, and ammo. Please use in that order. 
+		-- Ed Howdershelt 
+%
 There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable,
 and praiseworthy ...
 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
@@ -50876,6 +50891,11 @@ There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty.
 There is brutality and there is honesty.
 There is no such thing as brutal honesty.
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+There is Good Information and there is Bad Information and the 
+Internet is generally pretty neutral about the difference. If you're
+a computer, it's all just 0s and 1s.
+		-- Joel Achenbach
+%
 There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers,
 having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that,
 whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of