diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 78081dc6a1ea..e71f313a8362 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -4982,14 +4982,6 @@ why the sea is salt."
 	Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
 there is change.
 		-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29
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-	"Why did you spend so much time parked in that fellow's car last
-night?" demanded the irate mother.
-"I could hear the giggling and squealing for a good half hour."
-	"But, Mom," answered her daughter, "if a fellow takes you to the
-movies you ought to at least kiss him good night."
-	"I thought you went to the Stork Club?" countered the mother.
-	"We did."
 %
 	Will Rogers, having paid too much income tax one year, tried in
 vain to claim a rebate.  His numerous letters and queries remained