diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
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--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
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@@ -2514,6 +2514,12 @@ which is why you should do them yourself.  There is no point in paying
 other people to screw things up when you can easily screw them up
 yourself for far less money.  This article can help you.
 		-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
+%
+	I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software
+world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy
+it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques
+are ever voiced in public.
+              -- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems
 %
 	"I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided.  "The pin I'm wearing
 means I'm a member of the IA.  That's Inamorati Anonymous.  An inamorato is