diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick b/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick index cd0b87fb068c..8c6d0549251d 100755 --- a/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick +++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick @@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. I have written some limericks quite fateful, malicious and vicious and hateful; but I've torn up the jokes - that will sicken most folks, + that would sicken most folks, and humanity ought to be grateful. From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all @@ -215,7 +215,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. % There was a young lady quite tearful. Of sucking a cock, she was fearful. - In a moment of dreard, + In a moment of dread, she just turned her head. And, boy! Did she get an earful! @@ -499,7 +499,7 @@ Rick promised to gently deflower a maiden who lived on South Gower, (The truth is, he spread her legs wide on the bed, -and finsihed her off in an hour.) +and finished her off in an hour.) From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, used with permission of the author. @@ -528,15 +528,6 @@ who only ate muffins and thin tea. gave her the blecchs, and left her all dried up and squinty. -From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all -rights reserved, used with permission of the author. -% -I have written some limericks quite fateful, -malicious and vicious and hateful; - but I've torn up the jokes - that would sicken most folks, -and humanity ought ot be grateful; - From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, used with permission of the author. % @@ -552,7 +543,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. A maiden who had a third breast always kept her hand close to her chest, and I promised her well - that I never woudl tell. + that I never would tell. (Write me privately. Name on request.) From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all @@ -741,7 +732,7 @@ tie me up in some chains that are clinky. Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment of high-grade Vaseline, and a strong trampoline, -and allof the other equipment!" +and all of the other equipment!" "Now, when we get all the bedsprings a-drummin', that's when I'll start in a-hummin', @@ -769,7 +760,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. % The speed of Ed's seed is unclocked whenever a lady's unfrocked. - Tho' his spirit is willin, + Tho' his spirit is willin', when a pussy needs fillin', he's a man who goes off half-cocked. @@ -815,7 +806,7 @@ rights reserved, used with permission of the author. A king who was mad at the time, decreed limerick writing a crime. but late in the night - all the poets woudl write + all the poets would write verses without any rhyme or meter. From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all