diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index c2393aea7aaf..94a7fd984c30 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -931,6 +931,11 @@ the Footnotes of a Ph.D., the Low Grades of a Freshman, the Anxieties
 of an Untenured Professor?
 		-- Robertson Davies, "The Rebel Angels"
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+"I will profane your fucking remains, E. B."
+"Not my remains, Al!"
+"Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."
+		-- Al Swearingen, E. B. Farnum, _Deadwood_
+%
 I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why:  it is
 going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out
 your mind.  In general this drug will make you just like your mother