diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
index 88f822883c05..f312093291c2 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy
@@ -2318,3 +2318,8 @@ people think they can do.
 %
 Don't smoke in bed - the ashes on the floor might be your
 own.
+%
+I can only please one person per day.
+Today is not your day.
+(Tomorrow isn't looking good either.)
+%