diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
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--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -14255,6 +14255,12 @@ Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.
 Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in
 the world that just don't add up.
 %
+Computers can't cruise.  Meandering is a foreign concept to them.
+The computer assumes that all behavior is in pursuit of an ultimate
+goal.  Whenever a motorist changes his or her mind and veers off
+course, the GPS lady issues that snippy announcement: "Recalculating!"
+		-- Joel Achenbach (www.slate.com, 20 jun 2008)
+%
 Computers don't actually think.
 	You just think they think.
 		(We think.)