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Remove dublicate entries and correct apostrophe abuse.

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Submitted by:	Christoph Mallon <christoph.mallon@gmx.de>
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Christian Brueffer 2005-03-13 13:20:07 +00:00
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@ -6669,8 +6669,6 @@ A conservative is a man
with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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@ -13267,7 +13265,7 @@ Brooke's Law:
discovers something which either abolishes the system or
expands it beyond recognition.
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Brooks's Law:
Brooks' Law:
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
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Brucify, v:
@ -14814,8 +14812,6 @@ when everything else feels great.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
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Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't.
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@ -15506,7 +15502,7 @@ Death is only a state of mind.
Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
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Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!
Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!
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Death to all fanatics!
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@ -40079,13 +40075,13 @@ A: None. We'll document it in the manual.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.
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Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: How many Harvard MBAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
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Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job?
Q: How many IBM 370s does it take to execute a job?
A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
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Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?