Remove dublicate entries and correct apostrophe abuse.
Submitted by: Christoph Mallon <christoph.mallon@gmx.de>
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@ -6669,8 +6669,6 @@ A conservative is a man
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with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
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with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
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-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
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is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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@ -13267,7 +13265,7 @@ Brooke's Law:
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discovers something which either abolishes the system or
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discovers something which either abolishes the system or
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expands it beyond recognition.
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expands it beyond recognition.
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Brooks's Law:
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Brooks' Law:
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Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
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Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
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Brucify, v:
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@ -14814,8 +14812,6 @@ when everything else feels great.
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
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-- H. L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"
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-- H. L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
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Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
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Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
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wish you weren't.
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wish you weren't.
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Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
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Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
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Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!
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Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!
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Death to all fanatics!
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Death to all fanatics!
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Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A: None. The user can figure it out.
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A: None. The user can figure it out.
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Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Q: How many Harvard MBAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
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A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
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Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job?
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Q: How many IBM 370s does it take to execute a job?
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A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
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Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift?
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A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
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A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
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Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
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