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Remove dublicate entries and correct apostrophe abuse.

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Submitted by:	Christoph Mallon <christoph.mallon@gmx.de>
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Christian Brueffer 2005-03-13 13:20:07 +00:00
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@ -6669,8 +6669,6 @@ A conservative is a man
with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it. is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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@ -13267,7 +13265,7 @@ Brooke's Law:
discovers something which either abolishes the system or discovers something which either abolishes the system or
expands it beyond recognition. expands it beyond recognition.
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Brooks's Law: Brooks' Law:
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
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Brucify, v: Brucify, v:
@ -14814,8 +14812,6 @@ when everything else feels great.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy" -- H. L. Mencken, "A Mencken Chrestomathy"
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
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Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't. wish you weren't.
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@ -15506,7 +15502,7 @@ Death is only a state of mind.
Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else. Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
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Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!! Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!
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Death to all fanatics! Death to all fanatics!
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@ -40079,13 +40075,13 @@ A: None. We'll document it in the manual.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out. A: None. The user can figure it out.
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Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: How many Harvard MBAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him. A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
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Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job? Q: How many IBM 370s does it take to execute a job?
A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off. A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift? Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register. A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
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Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?