Assorted mechanical fixes.
PR: 34790 Submitted by: Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>
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Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
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A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
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Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
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Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
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A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
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Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
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Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
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A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
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Q: How long does it take?
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@ -839,7 +839,7 @@ of a forthcoming Papal Bull ...
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If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody
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in the whole wide world, don't trust him. It means he experiments.
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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.
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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.
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"If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a
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buzz-saw."
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@ -36577,7 +36577,7 @@ A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all
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Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it.
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Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
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Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
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A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
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Q: How long does it take?
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