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We were low on regex jokes. Now we are *really* low on them.

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@ -36847,6 +36847,9 @@ A: Post the correct answer at once! We can't have people go on
whole net right away! whole net right away!
-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
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Q: What did one regex say to the other?
A: .+
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill." A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
@ -36854,6 +36857,9 @@ Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses? sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them. A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
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Q: What did the regular expression match?
A: Identified the patterns "matc" and "match"
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Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until
they go down on you. they go down on you.
@ -37030,6 +37036,9 @@ Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey? plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing. A: Nothing.
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Q: What regular expression do you often see around christmas?
A: [^L]
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Q: What's black and white and red all over? Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight. A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
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