diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 1b807555e6ca..78081dc6a1ea 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -20422,8 +20422,6 @@ But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send,
 Save me, oh save me from the candid friend.
 		-- George Canning
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-Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!
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 Give me your students, your secretaries,
 Your huddled writers yearning to breathe free,
 The wretched refuse of your Selectric III's.
diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
index ab602f0c6c38..06e3ce2158db 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
@@ -6307,7 +6307,7 @@ Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
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 Give me Librium or give me Meth.
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-Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!
+Give me the Luxuries, and to Hell with the Necessities!
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 GLEE CLUB GROUPIE:
 	A girl into choral sex.