minor fortune fixes:
o convert a ' to " o remove a stray " o format some attributations properly
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@ -5637,7 +5637,7 @@ steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect,
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they don't even invite me."
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-- Dave Barry
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'I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."
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"I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean."
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-- G. K. Chesterton
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"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."
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@ -10517,7 +10517,7 @@ is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime.
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Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
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encryption standard and they came up with ...
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Student: EBCDIC!"
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Student: EBCDIC!
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Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem.
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Eng. 130 midterm. Once again no student received a single point on
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@ -12541,7 +12541,7 @@ It's the good ship Enterprise
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Heading out where danger lies
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And you live in dread
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If you're wearing a shirt that's red.
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-- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The L.A. Filkharmonics
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-- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The L.A. Filkharmonics
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The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of
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statistics. These are raised to the _nth degree, the cube roots are
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@ -14160,7 +14160,7 @@ Death comes on every passing breeze,
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He lurks in every flower;
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Each season has its own disease,
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Its peril -- every hour.
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--Reginald Heber
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-- Reginald Heber
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Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
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@ -19897,7 +19897,7 @@ made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she
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disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to
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dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he
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told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven -- with a gun."
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-- Jack Handey
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-- Jack Handey
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He was part of my dream, of course --
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but then I was part of his dream too.
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@ -46575,7 +46575,7 @@ A: The elevator would be full.
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There is a certain frame of mind to which a cemetery
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is, if not an antidote, at least an alleviation. If
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you are in a fit of the blues, go nowhere else.
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--Robert Louis Stevenson: Immortelles
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-- Robert Louis Stevenson: Immortelles
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There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an
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opinion.
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