Two quotes too good to miss.

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@@ -22738,6 +22738,10 @@ steer clear of me at parties.  Often, as a sign of their great respect,
 they don't even invite me.
 		-- Dave Barry
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+I asked a teacher what the opposite of a miracle was and she, without
+thinking, I assume, said it was an act of God.
+			-- Terry Prachett (Daily Mail 21 june 2008)
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 I asked the engineer who designed the communication terminal's keyboards
 why these were not manufactured in a central facility, in view of the
 small number needed [1 per month] in his factory.  He explained that this
@@ -52173,6 +52177,9 @@ the Thanksgiving festivities of that city, they would arrive "the day after
 the affair," and of course be sadly disappointed thereby.
 		-- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, 1861
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+Too many of his [Mozarts] works sound like interoffice memos.
+		-- Glenn Gould
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 Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
 They seem more afraid of life than death.
 		-- James F. Byrnes