diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index e8bd12a74451..836db1551c53 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -16494,10 +16494,10 @@ Dope will get you through times of no money better that money will get
 you through times of no dope.
 		-- Gilbert Shelton
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-Dorothy:	But how can you talk without a brain?
-Scarecrow:	Well, I don't know... but some people
-			without brains do an awful lot of talking.
-		-- The Wizard of Oz
+Dorothy:	How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
+Scarecrow:	I don't know.  But some people without brains do an
+		awful lot of talking, don't they?
+		-- Judy Garland and Ray Bolger, "The Wizard of Oz"
 %
 Double!
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@@ -20094,8 +20094,6 @@ backwards.  But is that too high a price to pay for world peace?  I
 think not, my friend, I think not.
 		-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
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-"Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore."
-%
 GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
 	A day to take the initiative.  Put the garbage out, for
 	instance, and pick up the stuff at the dry cleaners.  Watch
@@ -22013,7 +22011,7 @@ Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several
 Guernsey cows?  It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.
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 Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
-		-- The Wizard of Oz
+		-- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"
 %
 Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant,
 on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning.
@@ -23447,6 +23445,9 @@ United States would have lost World War II."
 I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
 		-- Steven Pearl
 %
+I CAN'T come back, I don't know how it works.
+		-- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"
+%
 I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
 		-- Joe Walsh
 %
@@ -28015,6 +28016,9 @@ I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees.  And I want to
  thank everyone for making this night necessary.
 		-- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor
 %
+Oh no my dear, I'm a very good man.  I'm just a very bad wizard.
+		-- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"
+%
 I'm all for computer dating, but I
 wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
 %
@@ -38585,6 +38589,9 @@ Paul's Law:
 %
 Pause for storage relocation.
 %
+Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
+		-- Frank Morgan as The Wizard, "The Wizard of Oz"
+%
 paycheck:
 	The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal
 	withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA,
@@ -53297,8 +53304,8 @@ Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most.
 TOTD (T-shirt Of The Day):
 	I'm the person your mother warned you about.
 %
-Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
-		-- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz"
+Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
+		-- Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, "The Wizard of Oz"
 %
 Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.  When you
 get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?  I was hitch-hiking."
@@ -56222,6 +56229,9 @@ What will happen when the 32-bit Unix date goes negative in mid-January
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 What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die?
 %
+What would you do with a brain if you had one?
+		-- Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, "The Wizard of Oz"
+%
 What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.
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 What you don't know won't help you much either.