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1. s/women/woman/ when the singular is intended

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2. Remove some duplicates
3. Slightly improve a punch line, "and then cut off her head"
instead of "and cut her head off."
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Doug Barton 2005-01-11 00:25:38 +00:00
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@ -1124,7 +1124,7 @@ I've always loved it here."
"Why not?"
"She's left handed."
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A women was in love with fourteen soldiers, it was clearly platoonic.
A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers, it was clearly platoonic.
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A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened
to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the
@ -1599,7 +1599,7 @@ The words were these (children may smile; the wise will ponder):
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had
him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
In another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher.
She's a women who conks to stupor.
She's a woman who conks to stupor.
Upon reading a story about a man who throttled his mother-in-law, a
man commented, "Sounds to me like a practical choker."
It's not the initial skirt length, it's the upcreep.
@ -45272,10 +45272,6 @@ The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing --
and then marry him.
-- Cher
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The trouble with some women is that they get
all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
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The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds
the other fellow of a dull one.
-- Sid Caesar
@ -46639,18 +46635,18 @@ There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well. The
king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land. He also wished
in his heart that the son would be wise and compassionate. One day he said
to the prince:
"If you promised that you would give a certain women anything, even
"If you promised that you would give a certain woman anything, even
half of your kingdom, and then she demanded the life of your best friend,
what would your decision be, my son?"
The young prince thought for a moment and then said, "I would tell
her that she was my best friend, and cut her head off."
her that she was my best friend, and then cut off her head."
The king knew that his son would be a great king.
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There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well. The
king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land. He also wished
in his heart that the son would be wise and compassionate. One day he said
to the prince:
"If you promised that you would give a certain women anything, even
"If you promised that you would give a certain woman anything, even
half of your kingdom, and then she demanded the life of your best friend,
what would your decision be, my son?"
The young prince thought for a moment and then said, "I would tell
@ -51888,9 +51884,6 @@ Hopefully
I take my place among the sellers.
-- Bertolt Brecht, "Hollywood"
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When the lights are out, all women are fair.
-- Plutarch
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When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies,
the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a
nose bleed, which usually cures them of that.
@ -53100,8 +53093,6 @@ Women, when they have made a sheep of a man,
always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
-- Balzac
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Women who desire to be like men, lack ambition.
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Women who want to be equal to men lack imagination.
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Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore;