1. s/women/woman/ when the singular is intended
2. Remove some duplicates 3. Slightly improve a punch line, "and then cut off her head" instead of "and cut her head off."
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@ -1124,7 +1124,7 @@ I've always loved it here."
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"Why not?"
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"She's left handed."
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A women was in love with fourteen soldiers, it was clearly platoonic.
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A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers, it was clearly platoonic.
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A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened
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to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the
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@ -1599,7 +1599,7 @@ The words were these (children may smile; the wise will ponder):
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During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had
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him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
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In another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher.
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She's a women who conks to stupor.
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She's a woman who conks to stupor.
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Upon reading a story about a man who throttled his mother-in-law, a
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man commented, "Sounds to me like a practical choker."
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It's not the initial skirt length, it's the upcreep.
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@ -45272,10 +45272,6 @@ The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing --
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and then marry him.
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-- Cher
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The trouble with some women is that they get
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all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
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-- Cher
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The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds
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the other fellow of a dull one.
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-- Sid Caesar
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@ -46639,18 +46635,18 @@ There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well. The
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king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land. He also wished
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in his heart that the son would be wise and compassionate. One day he said
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to the prince:
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"If you promised that you would give a certain women anything, even
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"If you promised that you would give a certain woman anything, even
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half of your kingdom, and then she demanded the life of your best friend,
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what would your decision be, my son?"
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The young prince thought for a moment and then said, "I would tell
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her that she was my best friend, and cut her head off."
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her that she was my best friend, and then cut off her head."
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The king knew that his son would be a great king.
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There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well. The
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king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land. He also wished
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in his heart that the son would be wise and compassionate. One day he said
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to the prince:
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"If you promised that you would give a certain women anything, even
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"If you promised that you would give a certain woman anything, even
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half of your kingdom, and then she demanded the life of your best friend,
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what would your decision be, my son?"
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The young prince thought for a moment and then said, "I would tell
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I take my place among the sellers.
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-- Bertolt Brecht, "Hollywood"
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When the lights are out, all women are fair.
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-- Plutarch
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When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies,
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the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a
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nose bleed, which usually cures them of that.
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@ -53100,8 +53093,6 @@ Women, when they have made a sheep of a man,
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always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
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-- Balzac
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Women who desire to be like men, lack ambition.
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Women who want to be equal to men lack imagination.
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Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore;
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