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Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;
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Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;
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ABSENTEE:
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A person with an income who has had the forethought
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Absentee, n.:
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Absentee, n.:
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A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove
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A person with an income who has had the forethought
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himself from the sphere of exaction.
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to remove himself from the sphere of exaction.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
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Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
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Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.)
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Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.)
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-- Stafford Beer
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-- Stafford Beer
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ABSTAINER:
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Abstainer, n.:
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A weak person who yields to the
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A weak person who yields to the
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temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Abstainer, n.:
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A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a
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pleasure.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Abstract:
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Abstract:
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Neck in Relation to Visual Performance." Human Factors 29,
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Neck in Relation to Visual Performance." Human Factors 29,
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#1 (Feb. 1987), pp. 67-71.
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#1 (Feb. 1987), pp. 67-71.
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ABSURDITY:
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Absurdity, n.:
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A statement or belief manifestly
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A statement or belief manifestly
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inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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Absurdity, n.:
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A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own
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opinion.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics,
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Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics,
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about today's software design would be accurate.
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about today's software design would be accurate.
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-- K. E. Iverson
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ALONE:
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In bad company.
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Alone, adj.:
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Alone, adj.:
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In bad company.
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In bad company.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it
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There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it
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were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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AMBIDEXTROUS:
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Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
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Ambidextrous, adj.:
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Ambidextrous, adj.:
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Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
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Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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at the same time with the other! (Well, you really can't, but the Americans
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at the same time with the other! (Well, you really can't, but the Americans
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think you can, and that's the point, right?)
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think you can, and that's the point, right?)
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ANOINT:
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Anoint, v.:
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To grease a king or other great
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To grease a king or other great
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functionary already sufficiently slippery.
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functionary already sufficiently slippery.
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Anoint, v.:
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To grease a king or other great functionary already
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sufficiently slippery.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Another day, another dollar.
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Another day, another dollar.
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April is the cruelest month...
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April is the cruelest month...
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-- Thomas Stearns Eliot
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-- Thomas Stearns Eliot
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AQUADEXTROUS:
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Aquadextrous, adj.:
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Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub
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Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub
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faucet on and off with your toes.
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faucet on and off with your toes.
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aquadextrous, adj.:
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Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
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with your toes.
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
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AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
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[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching.
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[Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he gave up pitching.
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-- Tris Speaker, 1921
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-- Tris Speaker, 1921
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BACCHUS:
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Bacchus, n.:
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A convenient deity invented by the ancients
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A convenient deity invented by the ancients
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as an excuse for getting drunk.
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as an excuse for getting drunk.
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Bacchus, n.:
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A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for
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getting drunk.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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BACHELOR:
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BACHELOR:
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Barker's Proof:
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Barker's Proof:
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Proofreading is more effective after publication.
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Proofreading is more effective after publication.
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BAROMETER:
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Barometer, n.:
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An ingenious instrument which indicates
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An ingenious instrument which indicates
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what kind of weather we are having.
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what kind of weather we are having.
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Barometer, n.:
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An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we
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are having.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Barth's Distinction:
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Barth's Distinction:
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A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in
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between.
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CINEMUCK:
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The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate
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which covers the floors of movie theaters.
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-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Cinemuck, n.:
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Cinemuck, n.:
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The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
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covers the floors of movie theaters.
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covers the floors of movie theaters.
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
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Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
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-- William Congreve
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COWARD:
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One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
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Coward, n.:
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Coward, n.:
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One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
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One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
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-- A. E. Neuman
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CRITIC:
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Critic, n.:
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A person who boasts himself hard to please
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because nobody tries to please him.
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critic, n.:
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A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
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A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
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to please him.
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to please him.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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The time when men of reason go to bed.
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Dawn, n.:
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Dawn, n.:
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The time when men of reason go to bed.
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The time when men of reason go to bed.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Deliberation, n.:
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The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is
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Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
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A different color or shape than our competitors.
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A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
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Klein bottle for sale -- inquire within.
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The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
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The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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2. Never be last.
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Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that
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Lactomangulation, n.:
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Lactomangulation, n.:
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Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
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Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
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that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
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that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
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La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
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L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.
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-- L. Pasteur
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A lawyer with a roving commission.
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Liar, n.:
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Liar, n.:
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A lawyer with a roving commission.
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A lawyer with a roving commission.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Macho does not prove mucho.
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Macho does not prove mucho.
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-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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MAD:
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Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Mad, adj.:
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Mad, adj.:
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Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
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Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child --
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child --
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knowledge.
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knowledge.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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MAGNOCARTIC:
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Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
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Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping
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Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping
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carts.
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carts.
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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MAGPIE:
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Magpie, n.:
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A bird whose thievish disposition suggested
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A bird whose thievish disposition suggested
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to someone that it might be taught to talk.
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to someone that it might be taught to talk.
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-- A. Bierce
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Magpie, n.:
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A bird whose thievish disposition suggested to someone that it
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might be taught to talk.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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MAIDEN AUNT:
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MAIDEN AUNT:
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@ -34327,22 +34213,15 @@ Misery no longer loves company.
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Nowadays it insists on it.
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Nowadays it insists on it.
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-- Russell Baker
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-- Russell Baker
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MISFORTUNE:
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The kind of fortune that never misses.
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Misfortune, n.:
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Misfortune, n.:
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The kind of fortune that never misses.
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The kind of fortune that never misses.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.
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Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.
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Miss, n.:
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A title with which we brand unmarried
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A title with which we brand unmarried
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women to indicate that they are in the market.
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women to indicate that they are in the market.
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Miss, n.:
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A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that
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they are in the market.
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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@ -34462,19 +34341,12 @@ awakened? The sudden voice of the stewardess on the plane's intercom, finally
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woke the bruiser, and Moishe, his heart in his mouth, rose to the occasion.
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woke the bruiser, and Moishe, his heart in his mouth, rose to the occasion.
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"Feeling better now?" he asked solicitously.
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"Feeling better now?" he asked solicitously.
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MOLECULE:
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Molecule, n.:
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The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from
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The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from
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the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a
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the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a
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closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit
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closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit
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of matter... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and
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of matter... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and
|
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the atom in that it is an ion...
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the atom in that it is an ion...
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Molecule, n.:
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The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished
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from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a
|
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closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of
|
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matter ... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the
|
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atom in that it is an ion ...
|
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
|
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Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis:
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Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis:
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@ -36723,9 +36595,6 @@ Tapas, n:
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Dim Sum, n:
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Dim Sum, n:
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Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life.
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Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life.
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|
%
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November:
|
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The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
|
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|
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November, n.:
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November, n.:
|
||||||
The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
|
The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
|
||||||
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
|
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@ -37429,8 +37298,6 @@ Once, adv.:
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Enough.
|
Enough.
|
||||||
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Once, adv.: Enough.
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Once again dread deed is done.
|
Once again dread deed is done.
|
||||||
Canon sleeps,
|
Canon sleeps,
|
||||||
his all-knowing eye shaded
|
his all-knowing eye shaded
|
||||||
@ -43162,14 +43029,9 @@ Practice crawling.
|
|||||||
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|
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|
||||||
Slowly and surely the unix crept up on the Nintendo user ...
|
Slowly and surely the unix crept up on the Nintendo user ...
|
||||||
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|
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|
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SLURM:
|
|
||||||
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it
|
|
||||||
sits in the dish too long.
|
|
||||||
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
|
|
||||||
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|
|
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Slurm, n.:
|
Slurm, n.:
|
||||||
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when
|
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when
|
||||||
it sits in the dish too long.
|
it sits in the dish too long.
|
||||||
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
||||||
%
|
%
|
||||||
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
|
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
|
||||||
@ -43208,16 +43070,10 @@ Smoking Prohibited. Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.
|
|||||||
Smuggling... It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
|
Smuggling... It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
|
||||||
-- paid for by your local Colombian recruiting office
|
-- paid for by your local Colombian recruiting office
|
||||||
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|
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|
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SNACKTREK:
|
Snacktrek, n.:
|
||||||
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
|
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
|
||||||
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will
|
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will
|
||||||
have materialized.
|
have materialized.
|
||||||
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
|
|
||||||
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|
|
||||||
Snacktrek, n.:
|
|
||||||
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
|
|
||||||
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have
|
|
||||||
materialized.
|
|
||||||
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
||||||
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|
%
|
||||||
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
|
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
|
||||||
@ -53458,9 +53314,6 @@ of him that brought her birth.
|
|||||||
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|
%
|
||||||
Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
|
Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
|
||||||
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|
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|
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TRUTHFUL:
|
|
||||||
Dumb and illiterate.
|
|
||||||
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|
|
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Truthful, adj.:
|
Truthful, adj.:
|
||||||
Dumb and illiterate.
|
Dumb and illiterate.
|
||||||
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
|
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
|
||||||
@ -58053,13 +57906,9 @@ Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.
|
|||||||
Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
|
Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
|
||||||
-- Frank Tyger
|
-- Frank Tyger
|
||||||
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|
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|
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WIT:
|
Wit, n.:
|
||||||
The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery...
|
The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery...
|
||||||
by leaving it out.
|
by leaving it out.
|
||||||
%
|
|
||||||
Wit, n.:
|
|
||||||
The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery
|
|
||||||
... by leaving it out.
|
|
||||||
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
|
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
|
||||||
%
|
%
|
||||||
With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
|
With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
|
||||||
@ -59038,14 +58887,9 @@ feet.
|
|||||||
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
|
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
|
||||||
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
|
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
|
||||||
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|
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|
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YINKEL:
|
Yinkel, n.:
|
||||||
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot,
|
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot,
|
||||||
hoping no one will notice.
|
hoping no one will notice.
|
||||||
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
|
|
||||||
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|
|
||||||
Yinkel, n.:
|
|
||||||
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one
|
|
||||||
will notice.
|
|
||||||
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|
||||||
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|
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|
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You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
|
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
|
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