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On the signs of network congestion.

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Submitted by:	Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>
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@ -10141,6 +10141,9 @@ Necessity is a mother.
Neckties strangle clear thinking.
-- Lin Yutang
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Network packets are like buses. You wait all day, and then 3Com
along at once.
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Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
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Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.

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@ -7648,6 +7648,11 @@ objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer
scientists. Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added concentration
needed to "make sense" of such unnatural three dimensional objects.
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A regular expression goes into a pub with a friend, intending to
find a girl for him. However, when the cockney barman finds this
out he says to it "Ere! I'll have no pattern match-making in my
pub!"
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A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other
people what to do with their money.
-- Imamu Amiri Baraka (Leroi Jones)