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Author SHA1 Message Date
John-Mark Gurney
d757394ff9 put the entires back in order.... I forgot to do that after we dicussed
this at the BSDi get together...
2000-07-28 19:49:43 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
1ea75e4b0c Remove garbage. 2000-06-02 12:49:57 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
51f32c1d17 Some David Gerrold limericks, which he gratiously allowed us to
reproduce. I'll add the file to the makefile once I have finished adding
the limericks.
2000-06-01 20:33:14 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
fcd0f2aa36 Remove a couple of dups and fix a typo. This doesn't touch dups that
are dupped between here (fortunes2) and fortunes.
2000-05-28 05:21:45 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
de79c0b6c6 A set of diffs to bring the new murphy into line with the
fortune/Notes fortmatting instructions.  Also fix a couple typos.
I did a bit of this, by Cy Schubert did most of it.  Thanks Cy!
2000-05-28 05:06:38 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
39758512e0 Quoting submitter:
This is a recent conversion of an old IBM Mainframe application
 to the fortune datafile format.

 The "laws" were extracted from a S/370 Assembler program on a SHARE tape.
 The comments in the program:

 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*
 *        'MURPHY'  THE OLE PHILOSOPHER              18 AUGUST 1988    *
 *                                                                     *
 *        MURPHY WAS FOUND ON A JES2 TAPE OF ALL PLACES WITH ABOUT     *
 *        500 OR SO SAYINGS. GOT ANOTHER 250 FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE    *
 *        AND HAVE ADDED ABOUT 100 OR SO MYSELF.                       *
 *                                                                     *
     [list of changes omitted]
 *                                                                     *
 *        JIM MARSHALL, CAPT, USAF                                     *
 *        (301) 688-6829                                               *
 *                                                                     *
 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*

Fortunes that a sufficiently twisted mind could perceive as offensive
have been moved to murphy-o.  Thanks to the submitter for reviewing
these fortunes.

The copyright issues were considered before approval.

PR:		misc/8519
Submitted by:	Cy Schubert (misc/8519)
Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
2000-05-28 04:41:02 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
1c30cbf7fc By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.

Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean).  Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.
2000-05-28 04:10:33 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e3d6d28bd1 Fix some newlines which have snuck in here in contradiction with
fortune's formatting rules.
2000-05-25 05:45:44 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
e64a6bd772 Add some fortunes, typically gleaned from FreeBSD mailing lists, remove
some dups, fix some typos and formatting.

Submitted-by (in no particular order):
	Cy Schubert <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> (bin/12477)
	David Kelly <dkelly@hiwaay.net> (misc/16647)
	Zachary K Drew <drew0054@tc.umn.edu> (misc/16848)
	Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> (misc/15809)
	Bruce A. Mah <bmah@nimitz.ca.sandia.gov> (bin/17085)
	And myself.

Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
2000-05-25 04:38:47 +00:00
Tim Vanderhoek
665aa583f1 Remove a period inserted by a previous commit. Corporate mottos and
the like usually don't have periods.

Approved by:	The Fortune Master
2000-05-25 04:25:54 +00:00
Jim Mock
76f62d0c9d Add a new fortune and remove an email address.
Reviewed by:	jkh
2000-04-05 18:44:02 +00:00
Brian Feldman
9488249296 Get rid of some deltas lying around. This is a collection of lots of
small typo fixes.  Most have to do with periods and ellipses, but there
are some spelling, capitalization, and miscellaneous fixes.  No meanings
have been changed.
2000-03-26 09:04:06 +00:00
Brian Feldman
47da876a8b Put the '%' before the new appended fortune, not after. 2000-03-26 08:47:26 +00:00
Peter Wemm
4c969be640 This, we believe, is the first commit
from Disneyland, committed via ssh
on a Palm + wireless.

                                        Inspired by:  ps
                                        Thanks to:  Glenn (Damn, now I want one  of these :-)
2000-03-26 06:00:02 +00:00
Greg Lehey
19eb3f85cf Fix typo. 2000-03-09 22:53:13 +00:00
Marcel Moolenaar
2c93646ca1 Use tr(1) instead of caesar(6) to perform the rotation. This removes
the dependency on caesar which therefore doesn't need to be built by
bootstrap-tools.

Suggested by: des
Previously mentioned by: Peter Jeremy <peter.jeremy@alcatel.com.au>
1999-12-23 19:09:59 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
440b92f03f Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago.
Found by:	Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>
1999-12-22 16:32:28 +00:00
Wes Peters
417c1d79a4 Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you
to install Windows.
1999-12-02 23:46:49 +00:00
Greg Lehey
75c4ebf0b6 Brucify last commit:
- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.

Pointed-out-by:	sheldonh
1999-11-29 23:40:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
59f017aa51 Added definition of 'brucify'.
Submitted by:	Eivind Eklund
Suggested by:	Brian Somers
1999-11-28 22:51:17 +00:00
Wes Peters
bbb8708655 Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2.
PR:		bin/14239
Submitted by:	Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-11-27 07:18:33 +00:00
Josef Karthauser
1588197d6a Curchill --> Churchill
The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file.  (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)

PR:		14832
Submitted by:	mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu
1999-11-16 01:03:12 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
13e3316372 *blush* Instead of undoing my own change, i clobbered dcs's rev 1.21
change.

I'll never touch this again...
1999-11-05 08:17:53 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
c424905006 Back out rev 1.21. bde and dcs convinced me that all this is messed up
anyway, and there can't be any solution that will universally work in any
case (make world, cross-compilation, simple `make' without `make world'
after incompatible options have been added to strfile, ...)
1999-11-05 07:36:33 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
93548d79ba Revert to 1.19. ${.OBJDIR}/../strfile must be taken out, since it
breaks the cross-compilation case, but I'm not the one doing it.
$$PATH *will* have a new strfile in /usr/bin built at build-tools
time, unless you defined NOTOOLS.

If you defined NOTOOLS and it breaks for you, don't do that.

If you did not define NOTOOLS but things are not working, the error is
elsewhere. See logs for src/Makefine.inc1, particularly rev 1.36, and
revision 1.14 of this file.
1999-11-04 04:29:16 +00:00
Joerg Wunsch
117e008ac0 Reverse the way $PATH is extended, so if the person building that area
has /usr/games in its $PATH, where /usr/games/strfile doesn't grok an
option that the newly built one inside /usr/obj would grok, the build
process would be able to complete.
1999-11-02 12:50:11 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
ff2277c055 Add $FreeBSD$
'if gets laid once' -> 'it gets laid once'
1999-10-31 21:25:40 +00:00
Chris Costello
d90a486e4e Remove my completely un-funny IRC fortune.
Reviewed by:	jkh
1999-10-29 19:29:27 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
63799a5261 Self-contradicting commit. 1999-10-28 16:53:45 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
6061100fb8 Notice the -C flag got dropped when I reverted to version 1.15, and put it
back.
1999-10-28 05:22:05 +00:00
Chris Piazza
aa5fd445bb Lewis Carroll's name was spelled Lewis Carrol in some fortunes
PR:		14569
Submitted by:	Janet Davis <janet@one-eyed-alien.net>
1999-10-28 03:28:50 +00:00
Jordan K. Hubbard
3618906813 I'll take the MAINTAINER line. I have been accused of knowing humor
when I at least see it. :)
1999-10-27 18:35:18 +00:00
Brian Feldman
c1b2a87c95 IRC wisdom. 1999-10-27 02:42:33 +00:00
Wes Peters
7324f200ae Add Kirk's comment about "copycenter"; it's just too good to pass up. 1999-10-25 21:59:31 +00:00
Wes Peters
ef014f2cab Don't say a fscking word, any one of you. 1999-10-25 04:23:21 +00:00
Wes Peters
e85ba1510f Moderate the "public" fortunes file somewhat; add the original to
the -offensive database.  Also provide some whimsy in the $FBSD$
headers.

Suggested by: The Kibbutz squad.
1999-10-24 06:39:58 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
38aeb17c1b Add a location to grog's assesment for historical reasons.
Submitted by:	grog
1999-10-22 00:01:29 +00:00
Nick Sayer
c2fecde61f Some more old quotations I had sitting around that I shared and were
laughed at.

Reviewed by:	the FreeBSDcon terminal room
1999-10-21 23:59:50 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
3ace7b2286 FreeBSDcon Wisdom.
Reviewed by:	the anonymous members of the FreeBSDcon terminal room.
1999-10-21 23:51:25 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
d06bac74f7 Revert to 1.15, since, as pointed out by bde, 1.16 is wrong and evil.
Add $FreeBSD$.
1999-10-03 13:38:53 +00:00
Daniel C. Sobral
83fbb33522 Change path order in makefile so newer fortune files will be built with
the latest fortune (strfile/caesar) sources.

Correct a separator type in fortunes2.

Add Unix geeks dating instructions (reference card style).
1999-10-02 12:31:56 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
df4509c005 Document the usefulness of Michelle Pfeiffer in OS marketing. 1999-08-10 16:54:17 +00:00
Mike Pritchard
dc031cf5c2 Fix a bunch of typos and spelling errors.
PR:		misc/12965
Partially Submitted by:	Patrick Seal <patseal@hyperhost.net>
1999-08-06 15:43:53 +00:00
Bill Fumerola
773e954047 A stupid nit, change freebsd to FreeBSD. 1999-07-29 15:05:16 +00:00
Dag-Erling Smørgrav
d91908a43c By popular request: Bill Paul's undying words. 1999-07-29 08:48:44 +00:00
Greg Lehey
a0aa41eba2 Add recognition that Microsoft NT does not exist.
Requested-by:	John Baldwin <jobaldwi@vt.edu>
1999-07-26 03:35:08 +00:00
Nick Hibma
52b3ffc840 Fix typo.
PR:		12784
Submitted by:	Doug <Doug@gorean.org>
1999-07-24 10:44:50 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
db453b1679 You'll see them eventually :-) 1999-05-31 07:43:44 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
fab12911c4 This gem deserve to live forever:
"Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
        a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."

(from: http://www.italyhotel.com/roma/guida/collegamenti.html)
1999-05-17 15:59:57 +00:00
Nick Sayer
9850df5b02 Call me bored, but I actually fed the equation into 'calc' just now
and got a slightly different answer than is in the quotation.
1999-04-02 17:42:10 +00:00