56 lines
1.7 KiB
Plaintext
Executable File
56 lines
1.7 KiB
Plaintext
Executable File
%% $FreeBSD$
|
|
%% From The War Against The Chtorr,
|
|
%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved,
|
|
%% used with permission of the author.
|
|
%%
|
|
%%© This is the copyright line.
|
|
%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign.
|
|
%% These verses are caroled
|
|
%% by one David Gerrold.
|
|
%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. *
|
|
%%
|
|
A limerick of classic proportion
|
|
should have meter and rhyme and a portion
|
|
of humor quite lewd,
|
|
and a frightfully crude,
|
|
impossible sexual contortion.
|
|
|
|
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
|
|
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
|
|
%
|
|
A limerick is best when it's lewd,
|
|
gross, titillating and crude --
|
|
but this one is clean,
|
|
unless you are seen
|
|
reading it aloud in the nude.
|
|
|
|
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
|
|
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
|
|
%
|
|
I wanted to print here a medley
|
|
of limericks so gross they were deadly,
|
|
but when the typesetter tried
|
|
to set them, he died;
|
|
(not to mention my editor, Smedly.)
|
|
|
|
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
|
|
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
|
|
%
|
|
I have written some limericks quite fateful,
|
|
malicious and vicious and hateful;
|
|
but I've torn up the jokes
|
|
that will sicken most folks,
|
|
and humanity ought to be grateful.
|
|
|
|
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
|
|
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
|
|
%
|
|
There was a young lady named Bright,
|
|
Whose speed was far faster than light.
|
|
She went out one day,
|
|
In a relative way,
|
|
And returned the previous night.
|
|
|
|
From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
|
|
rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
|