freebsd-dev/games/fortune
hoek 71dddc8b90 Quoting submitter:
This is a recent conversion of an old IBM Mainframe application
 to the fortune datafile format.

 The "laws" were extracted from a S/370 Assembler program on a SHARE tape.
 The comments in the program:

 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*
 *        'MURPHY'  THE OLE PHILOSOPHER              18 AUGUST 1988    *
 *                                                                     *
 *        MURPHY WAS FOUND ON A JES2 TAPE OF ALL PLACES WITH ABOUT     *
 *        500 OR SO SAYINGS. GOT ANOTHER 250 FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE    *
 *        AND HAVE ADDED ABOUT 100 OR SO MYSELF.                       *
 *                                                                     *
     [list of changes omitted]
 *                                                                     *
 *        JIM MARSHALL, CAPT, USAF                                     *
 *        (301) 688-6829                                               *
 *                                                                     *
 *---------------------------------------------------------------------*

Fortunes that a sufficiently twisted mind could perceive as offensive
have been moved to murphy-o.  Thanks to the submitter for reviewing
these fortunes.

The copyright issues were considered before approval.

PR:		misc/8519
Submitted by:	Cy Schubert (misc/8519)
Approved by:	The Fortune Teller
2000-05-28 04:41:02 +00:00
..
datfiles Quoting submitter: 2000-05-28 04:41:02 +00:00
fortune Add a missing negative to a clause. 2000-05-25 05:07:50 +00:00
strfile Sync our register usage with NetBSD's (non-)usage. 1999-11-16 02:58:06 +00:00
tools Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregation 1994-09-04 04:03:31 +00:00
unstr Sync our register usage with NetBSD's (non-)usage. 1999-11-16 02:58:06 +00:00
Makefile Localize it. 1996-05-27 22:43:43 +00:00
Makefile.inc Allow ``make BINDIR=/foo/games'' to work. 1998-10-18 09:49:02 +00:00
Notes Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregation 1994-09-04 04:03:31 +00:00
README Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregation 1994-09-04 04:03:31 +00:00

#	@(#)README	8.1 (Berkeley) 5/31/93

The potentially offensive fortunes are not installed by default on BSD
systems.  If you're absolutely, *positively*, without-a-shadow-of-a-doubt
sure that your user community wants them installed, whack the Makefile
in the subdirectory datfiles, and do "make all install".

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	Some years ago, my neighbor Avery said to me: "There has not been an
adequate jokebook published since "Joe_Miller", which came out in 1739 and
which, incidentally, was the most miserable no-good ... jokebook in the
history of the printed word."
	In a subsequent conversation, Avery said: "A funny story is a funny
story, no matter who is in it - whether it's about Catholics or Protestants,
Jews or Gentiles, blacks or whites, browns or yellows.  If a story is genuinely
funny it makes no difference how dirty it is.  Shout it from the rooftops.
Let the chips fall all over the prairie and let the bonehead wowsers yelp.
... on them."
	It is a nice thing to have a neighbor of Avery's grain.  He has
believed in the aforestated principles all his life.  A great many other
people nowadays are casting aside the pietistic attitude that has led them
to plug up their ears against the facts of life.  We of The Brotherhood
believe as Avery believes; we have never been intimidated by the pharisaical
meddlers who have been smelling up the American landscape since the time of
the bundling board.  Neither has any one of our members ever been called a
racist.  Still, we have been in unremitting revolt against the ignorant
propensity which ordains, in effect, that "The Green Pastures" should never
have been written; the idiot attitude which compelled Arthur Kober to abandon
his delightful Bella Gross, and Octavius Roy Cohen to quit writing about the
splendiferous Florian Slappey; the moronic frame of mind which, if carried
to its logical end, would have forbidden Ring Lardner from writing in the
language of the masses.
		-- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"

	... let us keep in mind the basic governing philosophy of The
Brotherhood, as handsomely summarized in these words: we believe in
healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if
needs be.
	Needs be.
		-- H. Allen Smith, "Rude Jokes"