By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.

Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.

Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean).  Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.

games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes

@@ -4185,7 +4185,7 @@ of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
 
 	"MINE! HA-HA!"
 %
-For large values of one and small values of two, one equals two.
+For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
 %
 For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire
 life to date.  He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days
@@ -9889,7 +9889,7 @@ us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of
 the smaller prime numbers.
 
 2:  The Odd Prime --
-	It's the only even prime, therefore is odd.  QED.
+	It's the only even prime, therefore it's odd.  QED.
 3:  The True Prime --
 	Lewis Carroll: "If I tell you three times, it's true."
 31: The Arbitrary Prime --
@@ -16142,8 +16142,7 @@ today.
 %
 You know if they ever find a way to harness sarcasm as an energy source,
 you people are all going to owe me big.
-
-                -- Bill Paul
+		-- Bill Paul
 %
 You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes
 you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
@@ -16198,7 +16197,7 @@ You might have mail
 You might like to know that I looked at a detailed map of NT, and I'm
 now able to confirm that in all probability Microsoft NT does not
 exist.  If it does, it's so small as to be completely insignificant.
-                -- Greg Lehey
+		-- Greg Lehey
 %
 "You must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable
 proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do."
@@ -16263,7 +16262,7 @@ hemorrhoids.
 		-- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette"
 %
 "You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a
-plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture"
+plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture."
 		-- Business Professor, University of Georgia
 %
 You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.