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To a Californian, a person must prove himself criminally insane before he
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To a Californian, a person must prove himself criminally insane before he
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is allowed to drive a taxi in New York. For New York cabbies, honesty and
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is allowed to drive a taxi in New York. For New York cabbies, honesty and
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stopping at red lights are both optional.
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stopping at red lights are both optional.
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-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
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To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go
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To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go
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above fifty-eight degrees. If you collapse on a street in New York, plan
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above fifty-eight degrees. If you collapse on a street in New York, plan
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to spend a few days there.
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to spend a few days there.
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To a Californian, the basic difference between the people and the pigeons
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To a Californian, the basic difference between the people and the pigeons
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in New York is that the pigeons don't shit on each other.
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in New York is that the pigeons don't shit on each other.
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To a New Yorker, all Californians are blond, even the blacks. There are,
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To a New Yorker, all Californians are blond, even the blacks. There are,
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in fact, whole neighborhoods that are zoned only for blond people. The
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in fact, whole neighborhoods that are zoned only for blond people. The
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only way to tell the difference between California and Sweden is that the
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only way to tell the difference between California and Sweden is that the
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Swedes speak better English."
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Swedes speak better English.
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To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than
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To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than
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a million dollars are those on fire. These generally go for six hundred
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a million dollars are those on fire. These generally go for six hundred
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thousand.
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thousand.
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To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education.
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To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education.
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To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither
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To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither
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