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@ -8043,6 +8043,10 @@ Supporting each man on the top of the tide
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true.'
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Just think -- blessed SCSI cables! Do a big enough sacrifice and create
a +5 blessed SCSI cable of connectivity.
-- Lionel Lauer
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Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a
faster rat!!!
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@ -21219,6 +21219,12 @@ I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!
I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
-- Gloria Steinem
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I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship
that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home
planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our
world that they like, but catnip is crack from home.
-- Bill Cole
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I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
@ -42011,6 +42017,11 @@ Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.
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The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
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"The deceased was killed by 1207.3557298 Volts AC RMS applied by
accident when he brushed against the output terminal of a John B.
Fluke Company High Voltage Calibrator."
-- fictitious coroner's report by Mike Andrews
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The decision doesn't have to be logical; it was unanimous.
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The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is a corruption of the
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Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
-- S.C. Johnson
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Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old
text-based adventure game. You're five feet from making it to your
goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head. Because you
didn't disarm the trap three hours before. [...]
I always hated those adventure games.
-- David Gerard
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Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
-- Tom Robbins
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