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@@ -50799,6 +50799,14 @@ Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
 Things are not always what they seem.
 		-- Phaedrus
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+Things Charles Darwin did not say:
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+Finches, eh ? Seen one, seem 'em all.
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+Things Charles Darwin did not say:
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+Nah, it's only a theory - I don't think it should be taught in schools.
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 Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.
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 Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.