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Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones, and fix a typo. These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit. PR: ports/40273 Submitted by: Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>
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Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.
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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
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Always run from a knife and rush a gun.
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-- Jimmy Hoffa
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Experience, n:
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Something you don't get until just after you need it.
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-- Olivier
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Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,
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particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.
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-- Clifton Fadiman, "Enter Conversing"
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Old timer, n:
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One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
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Oliver's Law:
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Olivier's Law:
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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omnibiblious, adj.:
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unquestionably will become the greatest adventure of the human mind."
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- from David Sarnoff by Eugene Lyons, 1966.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
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That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
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their shoes.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
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and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
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probably worth it.
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Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping!
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Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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No one is listening until you fart.
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
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then things get worse.
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