Add the fortunes from the PR that were not already present.

Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones,
and fix a typo.

These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit.

PR:		ports/40273
Submitted by:	Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>
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Doug Barton 2006-12-30 21:54:41 +00:00
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@ -10084,8 +10084,6 @@ Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
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Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.
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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
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Always run from a knife and rush a gun.
-- Jimmy Hoffa
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@ -17877,10 +17875,6 @@ to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Experience, n:
Something you don't get until just after you need it.
-- Olivier
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Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,
particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.
-- Clifton Fadiman, "Enter Conversing"
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Old timer, n:
One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.
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Oliver's Law:
Olivier's Law:
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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omnibiblious, adj.:
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unquestionably will become the greatest adventure of the human mind."
- from David Sarnoff by Eugene Lyons, 1966.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
their shoes.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
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Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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@ -2268,3 +2268,9 @@ to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently."
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UNIX is hard. Let's go shopping!
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Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
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No one is listening until you fart.
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
then things get worse.