Sync fortunes with other *BSDs
- Spelling errors - Typographical fixes - Consistent attributions - Use Jr. more consistently - Capitalization of dictionary-like entries - Sorting using tools/do_sort - Remove duplicate fortunes - Style according to the Notes file - Reflect correct default fortune name in Notes - Remove some no longer needed spelling hints - Drop latin1 characters (sorry Mårten) This is a partial sync against the DragonflyBSD sources, where a lot of fixes from Free, Net and OpenBSD were merged previously. Only about 50% of the changes originate from there, the rest was done by dougb and yours truly. Partial review by: wilko (earlier version), ed (dito) In collaboration with: dougb Approved by: ed (co-mentor)
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@ -19,13 +19,13 @@ Warning:
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/usr/share/games/fortune. A fortune file has two parts: the source file
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(which contains the fortunes themselves) and the data file which describes
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the fortunes. The data file always has the same name as the fortune file
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with the string ".dat" concatenated, i.e. "fort" is the standard fortune
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database, and "fort.dat" is the data file which describes it. See
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with the string ".dat" concatenated, i.e. "fortunes" is the standard fortune
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database, and "fortunes.dat" is the data file which describes it. See
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strfile(8) for more information on creating the data files.
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Fortunes are split into potentially offensive and not potentially
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offensive parts. The offensive version of a file has the same name as the
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non-offensive version with "-o" concatenated, i.e. "fort" is the standard
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fortune database, and "fort-o" is the standard offensive database. The
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non-offensive version with "-o" concatenated, i.e. "fortunes" is the standard
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fortune database, and "fortunes-o" is the standard offensive database. The
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fortune program automatically assumes that any file with a name ending in
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"-o" is potentially offensive, and should therefore only be displayed if
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explicitly requested, either with the -o option or by specifying a file name
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@ -42,10 +42,10 @@ MUST be in the potentially offensive database. Fortunes containing any
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explicit language (see George Carlin's recent updated list) MUST be in the
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potentially offensive database. Political and religious opinions are often
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sequestered in the potentially offensive section as well. Anything which
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assumes as a world view blatantly racist, mysogynist (sexist), or homophobic
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assumes as a world view blatantly racist, misogynist (sexist), or homophobic
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ideas should not be in either, since they are not really funny unless *you*
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are racist, mysogynist, or homophobic.
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The point of this is that people have should have a reasonable
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are racist, misogynist, or homophobic.
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The point of this is that people should have a reasonable
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expectation that, should they just run "fortune", they will not be offended.
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We know that some people take offense at anything, but normal people do have
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opinions, too, and have a right not to have their sensibilities offended by
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@ -53,7 +53,7 @@ a program which is supposed to be entertaining. People who run "fortune
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-o" or "fortune -a" are saying, in effect, that they are willing to have
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their sensibilities tweaked. However, they should not have their personal
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worth seriously (i.e., not in jest) assaulted. Jokes which depend for their
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humor on racist, mysogynist, or homophobic stereotypes *do* seriously
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humor on racist, misogynist, or homophobic stereotypes *do* seriously
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assault individual personal worth, and in a general entertainment medium
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we should be able to get by without it.
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@ -205,7 +205,6 @@ Astaire's
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asterisked
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Asterix
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asthma's
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astonishment's
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Astro
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astrology
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Astroturf
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@ -217,7 +216,7 @@ Attila
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Auberon
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Auden
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AUDITME
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Audobon
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Audubon
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Auerbach
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Aug
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Augier
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@ -326,7 +325,6 @@ Beatty
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Beaumadine
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Beaumarchais
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Beauvoir
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becannt
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Becker's
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Beckett
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Beckmann
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@ -550,7 +548,6 @@ Bruton
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Brutus
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Bruyere
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Brylcreem
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Bryne's
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Brynner
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Bryson
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BST
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@ -1020,9 +1017,7 @@ deppart
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deregulated
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dermis
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DeSalvo
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DesCartes
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Desiree
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dessicated
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deStalinization
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destitution
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destructure
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@ -1159,7 +1154,6 @@ Dutsky
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dwelleth
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Dyer's
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Dykes
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Dykstra
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dyslexic
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Dyson
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Eagleson
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@ -1240,16 +1234,13 @@ endian
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Enesco
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Enfolding
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England's
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Englebert
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Englishman's
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ENIACs
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enkindles
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Enm
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Ennius
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Ennui
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enobled
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ENOTADUCK
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ensconsed
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Epcot
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Ephron
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EPI
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@ -1547,7 +1538,6 @@ Garbers
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Gardner's
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garnishment
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Garp
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Gastly
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Gatling
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Gaulle
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Gauls
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@ -1580,7 +1570,6 @@ getchar
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Getraenke
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Gettys
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gewerken
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Ghandi
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gharsley
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Ghostbusters
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Giancana
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@ -1643,7 +1632,6 @@ Goebbels
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goest
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Goestheveezl
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goeth
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Goethe's
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Gold's
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Golda
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Goldengrove
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@ -1656,7 +1644,6 @@ Goldwyn
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Goleta
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Gomme's
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Gondoliers
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Gondwondaland
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gonna
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Gonnet
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goodbye
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@ -1670,7 +1657,6 @@ Gordon's
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Gorey
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Gorin
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Gossling
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Gotama
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Gotlieb
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goto
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goto's
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@ -2088,7 +2074,6 @@ IRS
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Irulan
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Isaak
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Iso
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Issac
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Issawi
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Issawi's
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Ist
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@ -2150,7 +2135,6 @@ joggers
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Jogging
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Johnson's
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Johnston
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Jonathon
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Jone's
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Jones's
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Jonesboro
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@ -2374,7 +2358,6 @@ Lapwarmer
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Lardner
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Larkin
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Larkinson's
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LaRouchefoucauld
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Lascl
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laserbeam
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Lasorda
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@ -2414,8 +2397,7 @@ Lehrer
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Leia
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Leibe
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Leiber
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Leibnitz
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Leibowitz
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Leibniz
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Leibowitz's
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Leith
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Lem
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@ -2428,7 +2410,6 @@ lerts
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les
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LeSage
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letez
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Letterman's
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Lettvin
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Levant
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Levenson
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@ -2827,7 +2808,6 @@ Moping
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moralists
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Mordecai
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Mordor
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Morganstern
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Morley
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morons
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Morrisey
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@ -2907,7 +2887,6 @@ nanocentury
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nanohenry
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nanometers
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Nansen
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Napolean
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Napoleon's
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narcolepulacyi
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Narnia
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@ -2930,7 +2909,6 @@ Neantical
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Nebuchadnezzar
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Nebuchadnezzar's
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necesas
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necessitas
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necessitious
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NecroSoft
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Nehru
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@ -2984,7 +2962,6 @@ Niven
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Nixon's
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Noah's
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noalias
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Nobert
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Noelie
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nog
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nogiftlist
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Oct
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octalthorpe
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Octopussy
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Odgen
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Oech
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Oedipa
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Ogborn
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@ -3172,7 +3148,7 @@ Parnas
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Parnell
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paroxysmally
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Parrafin
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parthenon
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Parthenon
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passwd
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pastureland
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Patageometry
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@ -3340,7 +3316,6 @@ PRL
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PROCESSORs
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Prochnow
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proelium
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proferred
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profundities
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proletarian
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Propos
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Reinfeld
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Reinhart
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Reisner's
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reknowned
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Relaxen
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RENE
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Renegades
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Rotherham
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Rothesay
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Rothschild
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Rouchefoucauld
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Roumania
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rousers
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Rowlands
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@ -3653,7 +3626,7 @@ Schweitzer
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Schwiggle
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Schwine
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Scientologist
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scintilate
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scintillate
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Scintillae
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Scott's
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Scoville
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Steinbach's
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Steinbeck
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Steinem
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Steinham
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Steinman
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Stekel
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Stenderup's
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Suggoth
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Sulu
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Sumeria
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Summatra
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Sumatra
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sunbathing
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SunCheckup
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SUNKIST
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Tallulah
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tamperest
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Tanenbaum
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Tannenbaum
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tannogallate
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tapeworms
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tapioca
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tyg
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typefaces
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Tyroon
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tyrranize
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tzu
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Ubi
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UDA
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unbegot
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unbelievers
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UNC
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Uncatylised
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undemanding
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underachiever
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Unger
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Vogon
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Vogons
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voist
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Volkswagon
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Volkswagen
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Vollyballocracy
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Voltarine
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von
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Whooa
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Whoopie
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Wickersham
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wierdest
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Wiggam
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Wihelminalaan
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Wiker's
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Windex
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windstorms
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Winfrey
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Winie
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winnowed
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Winny
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Winokur
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Woodstock
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Woodward's
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Wookiee
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Woolcott
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Woolf
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Woollcott
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worketh
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XCVI
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xen
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xenophobic
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Xercies
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XGP
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XIIdigitation
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XINU
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%
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A pretty young lady named Vogel
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Once sat herself down on a molehill.
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A curious mole
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Nosed into her hole --
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A curious mole
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Nosed into her hole --
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Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.
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%
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A pretty young maiden from France
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My secret's aversion,
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To loops and recursion,
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Just acres of in-line routine.
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-- W.J. Wilson
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-- W. J. Wilson
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%
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A progressive professor named Winners
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I know sex isn't love,
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But it's such an entrancing facsimile."
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%
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A water pipe suited miss Hunt;
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A water pipe suited Miss Hunt;
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She used it for many a bunt.
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But the unlucky wench
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Got it caught in her trench ---
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So McGru took an oar and subduder.
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%
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There once was a man named McSweeny
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Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney
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So just to be couth
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He added vermouth
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Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney.
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So just to be couth,
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He added vermouth,
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And slipped his best girl a martini.
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%
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There once was a man named Parridge
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And you may think it odd when I say,
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That in spite of high station,
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Rank and education,
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She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.
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She always spelled cunt with a "k."
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%
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There was a gay dog from Ontario
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Who fancied himself a Lothario.
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Who confessed, "I have only one ball.
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But the size of my prick
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For my girls always ask, 'Is that all?'"
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For my girls always ask, `Is that all?'"
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%
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There was a young fellow named Pell
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Who didn't like cunt very well.
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Said he, of his work
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(Ere the rope snapped with a jerk)
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"I am leaving because I am bored."
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- E.A. Guest
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-- E. A. Guest
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%
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There was a young lad named McFee
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Who was stung in the balls by a bee
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When asked, "Does it hurt?"
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He replied, "No, it doesn't.
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I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet."
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-- W.S. Gilbert
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-- W. S. Gilbert
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%
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There was an old man of Tagore
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Whose tool was a yard long or more,
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%
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The man on tops walks a lonely street; the "chain" of command is often
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a noose.
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-- McCoy, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2818.9
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%
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The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of
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play.
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-- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis",
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stardate 3219.8
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%
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When a child is taught ... its programmed with simple instructions --
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When a child is taught ... it's programmed with simple instructions --
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and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum of
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what it was taught, thinks independently.
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-- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer",
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-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
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%
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Women professionals do tend to over-compensate.
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-- Dr. Elizabeth Dehaver, "Where No Man Has Gone Before",
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-- Dr. Elizabeth Dehner, "Where No Man Has Gone Before",
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stardate 1312.9.
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%
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Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed -- but a woman is always a
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CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
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DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??
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%
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Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRONi ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
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Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON ... The waitress's UNIFORM sheds
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TARTAR SAUCE like an 8" by 10" GLOSSY ...
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%
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Could I have a drug overdose?
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%
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Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
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%
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Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
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Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahyde pipeline running
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straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the
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dollar!
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%
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%
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He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me
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like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER! Or maybe he'd like to
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PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
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PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORISE ME until I have no objection to a RIGHT-WING
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MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!! I guess I should call AL PACINO!
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%
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Hello? Enema Bondage? I'm calling because I want to be happy, I
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@ -351,7 +351,7 @@ MOUSTACHE ... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY,
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HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce
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to NANCY SINATRA!
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%
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How many returned bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
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How many retired bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
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SHARPENERS right NOW??
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%
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How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
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@ -604,7 +604,7 @@ if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
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If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
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If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
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If Robert De Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry
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Bonzo??
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I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!!
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Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
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Let's all show human CONCERN for REVERAND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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Let's all show human CONCERN for REVEREND MOON's legal difficulties!!
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Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!
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