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Move VCS fortune to fortunes-o

MFC 199025:
Sort fortune
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Doug Barton 2009-11-07 22:27:34 +00:00
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@ -68,6 +68,17 @@ the damage. Having a bootable tape (for larger machines) is not a bad idea
either. If you need some help, give us a call.
-- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
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12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2
---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0
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A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
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-- Gifts for Children --
@ -673,17 +684,6 @@ Liza Minnelli.
-- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"
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... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it.
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12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2
---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0
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A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
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7,140 pounds on the Sun
97 pounds on Mercury or Mars
@ -2515,12 +2515,6 @@ which is why you should do them yourself. There is no point in paying
other people to screw things up when you can easily screw them up
yourself for far less money. This article can help you.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software
world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy
it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques
are ever voiced in public.
-- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems
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"I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing
means I'm a member of the IA. That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is
@ -33071,6 +33065,10 @@ versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
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May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your
Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted.
-- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com
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May all your PUSHes be POPped.
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May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
@ -59770,6 +59768,17 @@ You've been telling me to relax all the way here,
and now you're telling me just to be myself?
-- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
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You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights.
Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors
wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up
and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now
if only you could get a good picture of it.
Photographing holiday lights is no easy task.
-- from an email sent by photojojo.com
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You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks.
-- Gary Giddens
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@ -59810,18 +59819,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights.
Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors
wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up
and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now
if only you could get a good picture of it.
Photographing holiday lights is no easy task.
-- from an email sent by photojojo.com
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May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your
Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted.
-- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com
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@ -1152,6 +1152,12 @@ and stuck it in my back."
"Not my remains, Al!"
"Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig."
-- Al Swearingen, E. B. Farnum, _Deadwood_
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I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software
world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy
it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques
are ever voiced in public.
-- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems
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"I'll tell ya, Jeb," Wilbur said to his friend, "the tractor
business ain't doin' too well. I ain't sold one all month.