Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically.
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@ -5563,6 +5563,12 @@ How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to
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Dayton?
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-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
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How to become a sysop:
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I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
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developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
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worked a full day in my life since then.
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-- rho/slashdot
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
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@ -8411,6 +8417,28 @@ Their topics run chiefly to sex.
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And masculine urgin's,
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And other erotic effects.
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Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
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Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
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Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
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Kennedy in November 1960.
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Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
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the theatre.
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Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
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to Dallas.
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Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
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Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
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Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
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Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
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The first Johnson was born in 1808.
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The second Johnson was born in 1908.
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-- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
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Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
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Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe
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@ -16387,31 +16415,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
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People are always available for work in the past tense.
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How to become a sysop:
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I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
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developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
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worked a full day in my life since then.
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-- rho/slashdot
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Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
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Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
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Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
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Kennedy in November 1960.
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Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
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the theatre.
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Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
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to Dallas.
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Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
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Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
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Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
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Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
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The first Johnson was born in 1808.
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The second Johnson was born in 1908.
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-- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
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