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Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically.

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@ -5563,6 +5563,12 @@ How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to
Dayton? Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
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How to become a sysop:
I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
worked a full day in my life since then.
-- rho/slashdot
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers. How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers. How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
@ -8411,6 +8417,28 @@ Their topics run chiefly to sex.
And masculine urgin's, And masculine urgin's,
And other erotic effects. And other erotic effects.
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Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
Kennedy in November 1960.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
the theatre.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
to Dallas.
Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
The first Johnson was born in 1808.
The second Johnson was born in 1908.
-- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
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Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations. Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
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Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe
@ -16387,31 +16415,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense. People are always available for work in the past tense.
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How to become a sysop:
I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and
developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never
worked a full day in my life since then.
-- rho/slashdot
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Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Kennedy exactly one hundred years later in 1946.
Lincoln was elected president in November 1860.
Kennedy in November 1960.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who urged him not to go to
the theatre.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who advised against his going
to Dallas.
Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre and ran off into a warehouse.
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and ran off into a theatre.
Lincoln was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
Kennedy was succeeded by a Southerner named Johnson.
The first Johnson was born in 1808.
The second Johnson was born in 1908.
-- Alistair Cooke, "Letter From America", 26nov2001
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