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--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
@@ -2181,6 +2181,16 @@ And bring me back ma prick.		I canna wait for him to die
 					Afore I have a pee.
 		-- Tom Sharpe, "The Ballad of Prick 'Em Dry"
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+1. The sport of choice for the low skill level employees is: BASKETBALL.
+2. The sport of choice for maintainence level employees is: BOWLING.
+3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is: FOOTBALL.
+4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: BASEBALL.
+5. The sport of choice for middle management is: TENNIS.
+6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: GOLF.
+
+AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller
+your balls.
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 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:
 
  1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.