diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
index 827f97a8f1e5..11252494be10 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
@@ -2181,7 +2181,7 @@ And bring me back ma prick.		I canna wait for him to die
 		-- Tom Sharpe, "The Ballad of Prick 'Em Dry"
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 1. The sport of choice for the low skill level employees is: BASKETBALL.
-2. The sport of choice for maintainence level employees is: BOWLING.
+2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: BOWLING.
 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is: FOOTBALL.
 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: BASEBALL.
 5. The sport of choice for middle management is: TENNIS.
@@ -2221,7 +2221,7 @@ your balls.
 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:
 
  1. Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
- 2. A beer doesn't wouldn't trade you in on a sports car.
+ 2. A beer wouldn't trade you in on a sports car.
  3. If a beer did have a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
  4. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
  5. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
@@ -4025,7 +4025,7 @@ Al Gore resembled a Vulcan desperately in need of a blow job.
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 Alaska, where Moosehead isn't a beer, it's a misdemeanor.
 
-Q:	You know how to figure out if your lover's been "invovlved"?
+Q:	You know how to figure out if your lover's been "involved"?
 A:	Antler marks on their hips.
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 Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate,