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they don't even invite me.
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they don't even invite me.
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-- Dave Barry
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-- Dave Barry
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I asked a teacher what the opposite of a miracle was and she, without
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thinking, I assume, said it was an act of God.
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-- Terry Prachett (Daily Mail 21 june 2008)
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I asked the engineer who designed the communication terminal's keyboards
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I asked the engineer who designed the communication terminal's keyboards
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why these were not manufactured in a central facility, in view of the
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why these were not manufactured in a central facility, in view of the
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small number needed [1 per month] in his factory. He explained that this
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small number needed [1 per month] in his factory. He explained that this
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@ -52173,6 +52177,9 @@ the Thanksgiving festivities of that city, they would arrive "the day after
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the affair," and of course be sadly disappointed thereby.
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the affair," and of course be sadly disappointed thereby.
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-- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, 1861
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-- Sacramento Daily Union, November 29, 1861
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Too many of his [Mozarts] works sound like interoffice memos.
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-- Glenn Gould
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Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
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Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
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They seem more afraid of life than death.
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They seem more afraid of life than death.
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-- James F. Byrnes
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-- James F. Byrnes
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