Poul-Henning Kamp
b4442b2c80
And now without typo.
2006-07-10 16:53:32 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
2c2ec0b614
Add a good quote that gets used a lot in the debate about global
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warming right now:
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
depends upon his not understanding it.
-- Upton Sinclir
2006-07-10 16:30:46 +00:00
Mark Murray
7c92769c19
More stale maintainer.
2006-07-09 20:26:36 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
cef2c44390
+To create quality software, the ability to say no is usually far
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+more important than the ability to say yes.
+ -- Michi Henning
+%
2006-06-20 08:34:36 +00:00
Greg Lehey
7748dfd4c0
Burying UNIX--a quote by Rob Pike,
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Seen on The UNIX Heritage Society mailing list.
2006-06-12 23:28:52 +00:00
Philip Paeps
0b3691a359
Add two little nuggets of wisdom I picked up at work today:
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The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a
soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with
an idea. -- The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook
and
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and
bragged about forever. -- Button at the Boston Computer Museum
I wonder why people call me a cynic. ;-)
2006-06-12 21:02:19 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
e6f719c1d2
Who am I to correct the native speakers... anyway, s/council/counsel/
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Noted by: des
2006-06-12 13:44:17 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
2a01134cc9
Any sufficiently simple directive can be obfuscated beyond reason
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given proper legal council.
- Alfred Perlstein
2006-06-12 07:56:33 +00:00
Diomidis Spinellis
fd6f84b1df
Layers are for cakes, not for software.
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-- Bart Smaalders
From Performance Anti-patterns. ACM Queue 4(1):44-50. February 2006.
(Author confirmed via email that the quote is his own).
2006-05-28 06:16:15 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
9c7560167d
In our system there's no intermediate step between a definitive Supreme
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Court decision and violent revolution.
-- Al Gore (New York Magazine, May 29 2006)
2006-05-25 11:21:40 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
e267a10bc3
To save you all the trouble with CVSWEB:
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Peter Fellgett's wildcard recipe:
Into a clean dish, place the dry ingredients and add the
liquids until the right consistency is obtained. Turn out
into suitable containers and cook until done.
2006-05-17 11:00:49 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
63654e38ab
Go figure this error...
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Submitted by: Thomas Beha
2006-05-09 08:28:16 +00:00
Diomidis Spinellis
148baf2e02
Add attribution: the quote comes from Perlis's Paradigms of AI Programming
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p. 348. See http://www.norvig.com/Lisp-retro.html
2006-04-24 12:13:02 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
a8b9bc3be4
Remove a corrupted fortune ending in line noise. Even googling did not
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turn up a non-corrupted version, else I would have restored it.
(No, it's not the one that uses line noise intentionally.)
2006-04-17 12:14:46 +00:00
Maxim Konovalov
26ca704dbd
o s/you health/your health/.
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PR: conf/95810
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson
2006-04-15 17:07:32 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
6362a01f31
Her name was Anne Frank, not Ann Frank.
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MFC after: 1 month
2006-02-19 21:46:29 +00:00
Greg Lehey
cddfe5e9f6
Wisdom about the Open Source ecosystem.
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Submitted by: Mårten Mickos
2006-02-16 09:30:12 +00:00
Greg Lehey
8f2df498c8
Clarify time frame of jkh quote.
2006-01-31 21:51:54 +00:00
Greg Lehey
b28acf1ca5
Add wisdom from jkh.
2006-01-31 21:41:32 +00:00
Diomidis Spinellis
03b20b4ab1
Never do programs contain so few bugs as when no debugging tools
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are available.
-- Niklaus Wirth
Pointed by: Panagiotis Louridas
2006-01-28 09:19:20 +00:00
Colin Percival
6b9d644495
Add some wisdom from Garrett Wollman concerning error codes returned by
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system calls.
2006-01-27 21:06:19 +00:00
Matteo Riondato
f58efa8625
Remove some duplicated entries
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PR: conf/81924
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin.atkinson@ury.york.ac.uk>
Approved by: philip (mentor)
MFC after: 3 days
2006-01-21 14:16:01 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
bb3020ee66
Correct some typos.
2005-12-26 16:09:58 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
e2f9880300
We will not be responsible for damage to equipment, your ego, county wide
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power outages, spontaneously generated mini (or larger) black holes,
planetary disruptions, or personal injury or worse that may result from the
use of this material.
-- taken from Samuel M. Goldwasser's
Sam's Strobe FAQ Notes on the Troubleshooting
and Repair of Electronic Flash Units and Strobe Lights
2005-12-25 23:29:59 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
aefc1eb332
"A life lived in fear is a life half lived"
2005-12-24 17:55:33 +00:00
Diomidis Spinellis
8af06aba63
Add missing John Gilmore quote.
2005-12-12 15:47:33 +00:00
Doug Barton
dbc1cd4c36
Canonify, correct, and add citations related to Douglas Adams' work.
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Correct a quotation from Hitchhiker's.
2005-12-05 06:47:23 +00:00
Wes Peters
e1b1e0baee
Add another 'best quote about XML evar!' courtesy Pav Lucistnik (pav@)
2005-12-01 04:28:07 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
b099d1e351
correct typo
2005-11-23 09:00:35 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
1fbc4b9d85
add witty remark about serious thought.
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MFC after: 2 days
2005-11-21 21:42:43 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
4450c2b741
Fix typo
2005-10-19 06:37:39 +00:00
Poul-Henning Kamp
500ef691f8
Bruce Schneier is underrepresented in the fortune file.
2005-10-18 20:37:44 +00:00
Philip Paeps
170c211c42
Add a valuable piece of Usenet advice about storing passwords. :-)
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Obtained from: jpd on comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
2005-10-17 14:27:37 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
4c163f4c32
Nuke duplicates found via fuzzy logic:
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- typos
- different spelling, punctuation, whitespace
- phonetically similar names
- words rearranged ("was once" vs "once was" etc)
If a limerick appeared as a single one and as part of a
double or triple, the singleton was removed.
With a little help from: sort limerick|uniq -d
This still turns up 20 lines being repeated, but the respective
limericks are sufficiently unique to leave them in (i.e. most differ
in at least two lines).
Nuke spaces in front of colons while I'm here.
2005-09-28 18:18:29 +00:00
Kirill Ponomarev
099f27bbe8
Whitespaces cleanup.
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PR: conf/81926
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin.atkinson at ury dot york dot ac dot uk>
2005-09-23 12:15:52 +00:00
Doug Barton
86926e9850
Remove a fortune that is duplicated verbatim in fortunes2-o
2005-09-21 19:04:10 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
bbef66a9ae
Remove a duplicate and fix a typo.
2005-09-10 08:27:07 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
e37345c1c6
Notable quote by Theodore Roosevelt.
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MFC after: 3 days
2005-09-06 14:59:55 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
0a710f3b71
Punctuation corrections.
2005-08-30 16:33:39 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
73dcba4b4b
About life
2005-08-24 17:45:09 +00:00
Greg Lehey
2fa636f5fe
Add relationship between offence and beer.
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Submitted by: philip
2005-08-22 06:03:40 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
7cd5160a0b
-- storage engineer on the virtues of FC-AL
2005-08-19 17:29:43 +00:00
Murray Stokely
1d449dce78
Move the "yiddish cooking has killed more jews than Hitler" quote back
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to the offensive file.
The other Hitler quotes/references stay in the unoffensive file, as
they offer more historical perspective than this one.
Approved by: core
2005-08-19 16:23:01 +00:00
Wilko Bulte
2ab7d9960b
wisdom about 'beachhead'
2005-08-15 18:15:19 +00:00
Wes Peters
40adebe8e5
Add the best quote evar! about XML.
2005-08-14 03:49:32 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
9ce79b6c70
Be a nice community member and honor the request for backout after
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stirring the hornet's nest. This issue will be resolved by core.
2005-08-10 17:18:07 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
4e30e04c4d
Move the Hitler quotes and some references to him to the "offensive" file.
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I did not bother to sort them all. If you have a script, feel free.
2005-08-08 19:58:26 +00:00
Jens Schweikhardt
e818716b66
While I find the Hitler quotes extremely questionable, I'm enough
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of a pedant to properly spell the monster's first name.
2005-08-08 18:38:30 +00:00
Kirill Ponomarev
b039a026d7
Fix locations of some links.
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Word smithing.
PR: conf/81923
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin dot atkinson at ury.york.ac.uk>
2005-08-06 18:13:30 +00:00
Andrey A. Chernov
f92c1adc15
My change, namely srandomdev() addition, was backed out even without
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discussing with me, and I obviously disagree seeing that afterwards
(srandomdev() back out not fix any thing, it can only mask the problem).
So, back out the back out and return srandomdev().
People who have problems with repeated quotes should use -D fortune
option for debugging to see is the problem in (1) /dev/random initialization
or in (2) fortune code itself.
I will be glad to help, but I can't reproduce repeated quote situation
on my machine.
In either case found, (1) or (2) should be fixed instead of removing
srandomdev().
2005-07-23 18:24:47 +00:00