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32 lines
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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When you're up to your nose in shit,
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be sure to keep your mouth shut.
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One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
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one dam thing after another.
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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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Old Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be
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right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds.
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All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
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happen or it won't.
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This is especially true when dealing with women.
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Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
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Sunday pray for crop failure.
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
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healthy and wealthy and dead.
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Pity the poor egg;
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It only gets laid once in its life.
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It's always the wrong time of the month.
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