92 lines
3.6 KiB
C
92 lines
3.6 KiB
C
/*-
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* Copyright (c) 1991 The Regents of the University of California.
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* All rights reserved.
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*
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* Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
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* modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
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* are met:
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* 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
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* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
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* 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright
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* notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the
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* documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
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* 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software
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* must display the following acknowledgement:
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* This product includes software developed by the University of
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* California, Berkeley and its contributors.
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* 4. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors
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* may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software
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* without specific prior written permission.
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*
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* THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND
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* ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
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* IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
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* ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
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* FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
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* DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS
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* OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION)
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* HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
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* LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
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* OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
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* SUCH DAMAGE.
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*/
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#ifndef lint
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#if 0
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static char sccsid[] = "@(#)fortune.c 5.5 (Berkeley) 6/10/91";
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#endif
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static const char rcsid[] =
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"$FreeBSD$";
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#endif /* not lint */
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/* fortune.c Larn is copyrighted 1986 by Noah Morgan. */
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/*
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* function to return a random fortune from the fortune file
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*/
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char *flines[] = {
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"gem value = gem * 2 ^ perfection",
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"sitting down can have unexpected results",
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"don't pry into the affairs of others",
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"drinking can be hazardous to your health",
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"beware of the gusher!",
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"some monsters are greedy",
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"nymphs have light fingers",
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"try kissing a disenchantress!",
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"hammers and brains don't mix",
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"what does a potion of cure dianthroritis taste like?",
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"hit point gain/loss when raising a level depends on constitution",
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"healing a mighty wizard can be exhilarating",
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"be sure to pay your taxes",
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"are Vampires afraid of something?",
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"some dragons can fly",
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"dos thou strive for perfection?",
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"patience is a virtue, unless your daughter dies",
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"what does the Eye of Larn see in its guardian?",
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"a level 25 player casts like crazy!",
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"energy rings affect spell regeneration",
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"difficulty affects regeneration",
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"control of the pesty spirits is most helpful",
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"don't fall into a bottomless pit",
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"dexterity allows you to carry more",
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"you can get 2 points of WC for the price of one",
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"never enter the dungeon naked! the monsters will laugh at you!",
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"did someone put itching powder in your armor?",
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"you klutz!",
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"avoid opening doors. you never know whats on the other side.",
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"infinite regeneration ---> temptation",
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"the greatest weapon in the game has not the highest Weapon Class",
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"you can't buy the most powerful scroll",
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"identify things before you use them",
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"there's more than one way through a wall"
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};
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#define NFORTUNES 34
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char *
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fortune()
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{
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return (flines[random() % NFORTUNES]);
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}
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