The fact that people can't put the proper source on Kierkegaards

most famous insult to humanity can be forgiven, afterall, it
almost underlines the quote with irony, if one knows the context.

But to misspell the name of Alfred E. Neuman ...

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@@ -2915,7 +2915,7 @@ nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
 		-- Wernher von Braun
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 Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
-		-- A. E. Newman
+		-- A. E. Neuman
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 Critic, n.:
 	A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
@@ -7478,6 +7478,7 @@ came out to inform the public.  They thought it was just a jest and
 applauded.  He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder.  So I
 think the world will come to an end amid general applause from all the
 wits, who believe that it is a joke.
+			-- S. A. Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
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 It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it is
 thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have

games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2

@@ -13719,7 +13719,7 @@ Crenna's Law of Political Accountability:
 	regardless of your formal duties.
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 Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
-		-- A.E. Newman
+		-- A.E. Neuman
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 CRITIC:
 	A person who boasts himself hard to please
@@ -50930,7 +50930,7 @@ And the cool, green hills of Earth.
 Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay?
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 What!?  Me worry?
-		-- A.E. Newman
+		-- A.E. Neuman
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 What a bonanza!  An unknown beginner to be directed by Lubitsch, in a script
 by Wilder and Brackett, and to play with Paramount's two superstars, Gary