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Fix a couple of small typos, and remove a duplicate

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Doug Barton 2007-10-21 05:16:52 +00:00
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games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
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@ -48607,7 +48607,7 @@ dinner. After dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They
went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious
evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and drew
a picture of a four-poster bed. He was dumbfounded, and to this day has
never be able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.
never been able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.
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The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".
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games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
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@ -1737,20 +1737,6 @@ We are talking about a lot of jobs.
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The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
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The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France
on a buying trip. As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an
acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. However, she only spoke
French and he only spoke English, so each couldn't understand a word
the other spoke. He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a
picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a
ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant
with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner. After
dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to
several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious
evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and
drew a picture of a four-poster bed. He was dumbfounded, and has never
been able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.
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The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a
chance to prove it.
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games/fortune/datfiles/limerick
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@ -1171,7 +1171,7 @@ Is rapid, is thorough, is able;
As he lovingly busses each table.
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A worn-out young husband named Lehr
Her daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
Heard daily his wife's plaintive prayer:
"Slip on a sheath, quick,
Then slip your big dick
Between these lips covered with hair."