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Not to submitter: (I don't let Jordan use my axe)

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Submitted by:	Szilveszter Adam <sziszi@petra.hos.u-szeged.hu>
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@ -34785,21 +34785,6 @@ is that there never was a plan in the first place.
One possible reason why things aren't going
according to plan is that there never was a plan.
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One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could
manufacture personal air bags, then get a law passed requiring that they be
installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips. Let's say your
congressman was trying to travel to Paris to do a fact-finding study on how
the French government handles diseases transmitted by sherbet. Just when
he got to the plane, his mandatory air bag, strapped around his waist, would
inflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP -- thus rendering him too large to fit through the
plane door. It could also be rigged to inflate whenever the congressman
proposed a law. ("Mr. Speaker, people ask me, why should October be
designated as Cuticle Inspection Month? And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.")
This would save millions of dollars, so I have no doubt that the public
would violently support a law requiring airbags on congressmen. The problem
is that your potential market is very small: there are only around 500
members of congress.
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One reason why George Washington
Is held in such veneration:
He never blamed his problems